Hershey Adventure Awaits: Your Perfect Comfort Suites Stay!
Hershey Adventure Awaits: Your Perfect Comfort Suites Stay! - Or, My Rollercoaster (and Room Service) Review
Alright, folks, buckle up buttercups. Because I'm about to take you on a rollercoaster, just like the ones at Hershey Park, only this one's about a hotel. Specifically, the Comfort Suites Hershey, which, let's be honest, sounds kinda…comforting. And after a day of sugar highs and screaming children (both mine and… well, those kids), trust me, comfort is exactly what I crave.
First Impressions & Accessibility: The Ramp to Relaxation (Maybe?)
Pulling up, the Comfort Suites is… well, it's a Comfort Suites. You know the drill: a solid-looking, slightly generic exterior. But hey, inside is where the adventure REALLY begins, right? First off, let's talk accessibility. This is a huge plus for me, and I’m happy to report they seem to be trying. Wheelchair accessible parking, a ramp leading to the entrance… I’m optimistic. Inside, I'm looking for those little accessibility clues, wide doorways, elevator access (essential!), and accessible rooms, which I didn’t personally get, but they are available… This is a huge win for a place that’s so heavily geared towards families!
Let’s Talk Wi-Fi & That Internet…
Okay, internet's essential, especially when you're trying to upload those epic Hershey Park selfies (and maybe secretly Google whether that stomach ache is from the Twizzlers or the Comet). Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – YASSS! That's a relief. And when you absolutely need to get some work done, or when the kids are finally asleep and you can catch up on some shows and emails, there's Internet access [LAN] (which, let's be real, is a relic of a time before our kids knew WiFi). There's also Wi-Fi in public areas, for that strategic Candy Bar planning during the breakfast buffet… more on that later.
The Room: Comfort and (Potential) Chaos
Alright, let's dive into the most important part: the room itself. Air conditioning? Check. Blackout curtains? Thank. The. Gods. After a day of sunshine and sugar rushes, you need those. Free bottled water? Score! A little more comfort, especially when you're running on fumes from the drive. And there were toiletries! Basic ones, but hey, they work.
Now, the room wasn’t perfect. There was a certain… je ne sais quoi… in the hallways, a distinct echo of family chaos. The carpet wasn't brand new, there were no room decorations or anything particularly memorable. If you’re looking for a romantic getaway, this ain't your place. But it was clean. The daily housekeeping was a lifesaver – those little tornadoes we call children can destroy a room in approximately five minutes. The safe/security feature like a smoke detector, made me feel safe which matters after the stress of the park and hotel. It was a place to land, to regroup, and recharge before the next day's Hershey Park adventure. I even have a Minibar, which is, important. If you're in a stressful time of life, a mini bar in the room is going to be necessary.
And for the love of all that is holy, the wake-up service! Because let me tell you, after all the walking, the extra long bed was a godsend during my stay.
The Food Frenzy: Breakfast, Buffet, and Beyond!
Okay, let's talk about food. Because, let's be honest, Hershey is ALL about the food. There's breakfast service, a breakfast [buffet]. Nothing fancy, but it had all the essentials. The coffee/tea? Decent. The Asian breakfast option was a surprise, but I am not one to judge and this is a family hotel, folks! While there is a Desserts in restaurant, you're more likely to go to Hershey for that. I wish it was more restaurants, but that's just me. And if you’re feeling lazy (or, let’s face it, absolutely exhausted after a day of screaming on rollercoasters), there's 24-hour room service! Winner!
Quick anecdote: One night, post-chocolate-coma, I ordered a burger and fries. It arrived quickly, the fries were slightly soggy, but honestly, it tasted like the best burger ever. Comfort food perfection. It was the perfect cap to a long day, and a reminder that sometime, you just need a burger in your pajamas (guilty!).
Amenities: Relaxation? Maybe. But Don't Expect a Spa Day.
The Comfort Suites has a swimming pool [outdoor]. It’s a kid magnet, so expect splashing, screaming, and general chaos. There's also a fitness center, but if you're anything like me, you'll be too tired to even consider it. No massage, no spa, no sauna (sad face). But, again, comfort is the name of the game, not luxury.
Safety First (Especially Post-Pandemic):
Alright, let's get real for a second. We’re still living in a world where hygiene matters. I was glad to see they are on top of it! Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays, and hand sanitizer readily available. They also had Staff trained in safety protocol. That gives me that peace of mind.
Things To Do (Besides Hershey Park, Duh!)
Okay, let's be honest. You're here for Hershey Park. But just in case you need a break from the sugar rush, the hotel offers some other amenities. There’s a convenience store for those emergency chocolate cravings, and a gift/souvenir shop for all your Hershey-themed needs. If you’re planning a special event (maybe a birthday, a proposal, or even a corporate retreat), they have meeting/banquet facilities and outdoor venue for special events!
The Verdict: Is the Comfort Suites Hershey Your Perfect Stay?
Look, this isn’t a five-star resort. It’s a solid, clean, and comfortable place to rest your weary head after a day of Hershey Park adventures. It caters specifically to families, so the noise level can be high and a spa day isn't in the cards. But it's accessible, has the essentials, and offers that all-important comfort. I had a great experience! Is it perfect? Nope. Is it comfortable? Definitely. Would I stay again? Heck, yes!
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Traverse City Getaway Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is my potential trip to the Comfort Suites Hummelstown - Hershey Rutherford (PA) and it's gonna be… well, it's gonna be me. Prepare for a rollercoaster of chocolate, sugar highs, existential dread, and probably a whole lot of me forgetting to charge my phone.
Day 1: Arrival & the Sweet Seduction (or, "Where Did I Put My Keys?!")
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Travel & Arrival Chaos.
- The Plan: Fly into Harrisburg International Airport (MDT). Rent a car (praying they haven't given away all the compacts). Drive to the Comfort Suites, ideally without getting lost.
- The Reality: Arriving at MDT is always an adventure. I swear, the airport is secretly trying to be a maze. And the car rental place? Forget it. I'm pretty sure last time I was there, they tried to upsell me a "luxury minivan with a self-cleaning toilet." (I declined. I have dignity, people!). Finding the Comfort Suites should be okay, but you know me… I'm notoriously directionally challenged. I will probably end up at the local Walmart first.
- Emotional Breakdown: I am already stressed. I hate airports! The feeling of not being in control sends me into full-blown anxiety mode. Pray for me.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Check-In & Room Shenanigans.
- The Plan: Check in smoothly. Assess the room situation: are there enough pillows? Is the Wi-Fi actually functional? Unpack, resist the urge to immediately jump on the bed.
- The Reality: Ah, the check-in. I anticipate a friendly (or at least neutral) face at the front desk. Hopefully, my room isn't next to the ice machine or, God forbid, the vending machine. Seriously, I'll be running on espresso and sheer willpower to not go feral from noise pollution. Unpacking will involve a deep dive into my suitcase, finding stuff crammed in there that I completely forgot I packed. Will discover at least five pairs of socks and at least one item that doesn't belong to me.
- Quirky Observation: I always judge a hotel room by its chair. Is it comfortable? Is it stable? Does it look like it could tell a good story? I am already imagining sitting on the edge of the bed, staring out the window, doing my best philosophical brooding.
- 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Hershey's Sweet World Unveiled (Attempted).
- The Plan: Head straight to Hershey's Chocolate World! Ride the free Chocolate Tour ride, grab some souvenirs, maybe hit up the bakery.
- The Reality: Chocolate World. Sigh. This is where the sugar bomb begins! The anticipation is palpable. I plan to be a tourist, full stop. Free ride = in! But with my luck, the line will be to the moon and back. Maybe I'll just stand outside and inhale the chocolate-scented air. Might be enough. Buy too many souvenirs. I'm talking Hershey's Kisses-themed everything. I will definitely overspend. I may even embarrass myself with an overly enthusiastic purchase of a giant Reese's Peanut Butter Cup-shaped something. (I don't know what it is yet but I am 90% sure I'll need it).
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated, sugar-fueled GLEE! I’m basically a kid in a candy store (literally). This is what I'm here for. I might even cry tears of chocolate. (And exhaustion from the lack of sleep).
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner & a Bit of Sanity (Maybe).
- The Plan: Find a decent, non-chain restaurant for dinner. Try to refrain from eating ALL the chocolate I've already accumulated. Consider a salad. Maybe.
- The Reality: This is going to be a challenge. Will I be able to pry myself away from Chocolate World? Highly doubtful. Finding a place to eat that isn't overflowing with tourists will be tough. The siren call of a greasy burger will be strong, especially after all that sugar. The salad might be a fantasy. Oh the temptations!
- Rant: Why is it so hard to find good food on vacation? I swear, every decent place is booked three months in advance.
- 8:00 PM Onward: Hotel Room Relaxation (Or, "Where's the Remote?!")
- The Plan: Back to the Comfort Suites. Shower, relax, watch some TV, maybe read a book, early to bed (yeah, right).
- The Reality: This is when the exhaustion will hit. Shower the stress away. Probably spend half an hour trying to figure out the TV remotes. Order WAY too many snacks from the vending machine, including a bag of chips that are past their expiration date. Try to read but fall asleep halfway through a sentence. I will likely be asleep before 10 PM, which is a miracle for me, as I consider myself a creature of the night.
- Imperfection: Will probably forget to brush my teeth. Oops.
Day 2: Hershey, Hershey, Everywhere! (And Maybe Some Park Fun)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast & Deep Sighs
- The Plan: Free hotel breakfast! Try to resist the temptation to eat all the sugary cereals. Maybe some fruit? (hahahahaha).
- The Reality: Hotel breakfast. The land of sad-looking fruit, lukewarm eggs, and overly-sweet pastries. I will be hangry. I will be disappointed. Will try to choke down a waffle and a lukewarm cup of coffee. Will probably end up eating three donuts and feeling ill.
- Quirky Observation: Why do hotel breakfasts always feel so… wrong? Like a betrayal to my tastebuds.
- 9:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Hershey Park Adventure (Or, "Hold My Stomach!")
- The Plan: Brave a day at Hersheypark. Rides, games, shows! Try to conquer my fear of roller coasters.
- The Reality: I am a rollercoaster chicken! I will probably chicken out of some of the bigger rides. Will spend a significant amount of time in the kiddy rides section. Will overpay for a stuffed animal while playing some pointless carnival game. The lines will be long. The sun will be strong. I will be sweating. I will probably get sunburned.
- Emotional Reaction: Fear. Excitement. Mild nausea.
- Doubling Down: I am going to make myself ride the Comet (or the wooden one, whatever has the shortest line) to face my fear of heights! I will scream like a banshee, but I will do it!
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch & Regrouping
- The Plan: Grab lunch inside Hersheypark. Try to find something that’s not deep-fried.
- The Reality: Finding anything healthy inside a theme park is a Herculean task. Probably going to eat a burger and fries. Will complain about the prices, but will eat it anyway.
- Rant: Theme park food prices are highway robbery!
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: More Park Fun (With a Side of Meltdown)
- The Plan: Continue exploring Hersheypark. Catch a show, play some games, try to win a giant Hershey's Kiss.
- The Reality: More sweating. More lines. More sugar. Will probably get tired and grumpy. May start to feel claustrophobic. A brief, but intense, moment of "I need to go home." Will definitely lose my sunglasses.
- Imperfection: I will probably lose my patience with other people. Sorry, fellow travelers!
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Leaving Hershey Park & Sugar Crash
- The Plan: Escape the park, get some fresh air.
- The Reality: I am a mess after a rollercoaster day. I will make a mad dash out of the park. I will be riding a sugar high and then will be in a sugar crash by the time I reach my hotel room. I will have to go back to the Comfort Suites by myself.
- Emotional Reaction: I'M SO TIRED! BUT I NEED CHOCOLATE! (And a nap.)
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner and Relaxing.
- The Plan: Dinner. Back to the room, possibly a movie or sleep.
- The Reality: The dinner plans go out the door. Who needs them? My body is shutting down and I will probably order fast food. I will probably eat it in bed. Watch TV or pass out.
- Emotional Reaction: Sleep.
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Hershey Adventure Awaits: Your Perfect Comfort Suites Stay! (Yeah, Right... Mostly.) - A FAQ by Yours Truly
Okay, let's be honest. Is this Comfort Suites *really* the "perfect" starting point for Hershey fun?
"Perfect"? Oh honey, let's not get carried away. Look, it's a *Comfort Suites*. Let’s be realistic, okay? You're not walking into a Four Seasons. BUT! Here's the deal: it's CLEAN. Usually. And for the price? It's a very decent base camp for your chocolate-fueled rampage. It's close enough to the park (and that's GOLD, trust me, after a day of rollercoasters!), the included breakfast is... well, it exists. Don't go in expecting Michelin-star dining, okay? Think of it like this: it gets the job done. You'll sleep, shower, and have a (potentially questionable) waffle. That's what matters, right?
What's the deal with the breakfast? Is it worth dragging myself out of bed for?
Oh, the breakfast. Okay, so, *here’s* the thing… last time I went, the waffle maker was possessed by a demon of undercooked batter. Seriously! I poured the goo, and it just. wouldn't. cook. I ended up with a sad, floppy pancake impersonating a vaguely waffle-shaped disaster. I kid you not! But sometimes, the waffles are decent. The scrambled eggs are… rubbery at best. The cereal? Fine. The coffee? Well, it *is* coffee. So, weigh your options. If you’re a serious breakfast person (like me!), maybe pack some granola bars or something. But if you just need *some*thing in your stomach before you hit the park, it'll do in a pinch. Just maybe BYOB (Bring Your Own Bacon)! It's a gamble. Honestly, sometimes I skip it altogether and just head straight for the park's funnel cakes. Priorities, people!
How close *is* it to Hershey Park, really? They always say "close," but what does that *mean*?
Okay, "close" in hotel-speak is often a lie. But this one's actually *pretty* close. Like, you're not spending an hour in the car battling traffic (praise the chocolate gods!). It's like, a five to ten-minute drive, depending on traffic and your own personal definition of "speed." You could even technically *walk*, but please, WHY would you? You’re there for rollercoasters, not a pre-park hike. Save your energy. It's a super easy drive, though, and that's a HUGE win. Especially when you're dragging yourself back after a day of screaming your head off and sugar rushes.
Are the rooms actually... comfortable? And what about the pool? (Asking for a friend... who is me.)
Comfort? Yeah, they're comfy enough. You get a bed (hopefully a clean one, let’s be honest), a TV (usually with a decent selection of channels to help you zone out after the sugar crash), and a bathroom. Basic, but functional. The biggest plus is the *size* of the suites. They’re generally roomy enough to accommodate a family, plus all their Hershey Park souvenirs. Which, let’s be honest, takes up a *lot* of space. The pool? Ah, the pool. Okay, so, I’ve had mixed experiences. One time, it was gloriously uncrowded, I sipped my Starbucks... it was idyllic. Another time? A screaming hoard of children, chlorine fumes so thick you could chew them, and a rogue pool noodle threatening my personal space. So, again, it's a gamble. But hey! Swimming after a long day? Pure bliss, *IF* you get lucky. Pack earplugs, just in case. And try to go at an off-peak hour. You can't always guarantee the quiet, but you can certainly *hope*.
Is there Wi-Fi? Because, you know, staying connected to the outside world (or, you know, posting Instagram stories of all my chocolate adventures...) is kinda important.
Yes, there's Wi-Fi. And, well, it *works*. Sort of. I've had moments of blazing-fast internet bliss, and moments where I thought I'd travelled back in time to the dial-up era. So, you know, embrace the potential for internet buffering. Download your important stuff (like the Hershey Park map – you'll need it!) beforehand. Don't expect miracles. And hey, maybe it's a good thing... a forced digital detox? Maybe you'll actually *talk* to your family instead of staring at your phone! (Kidding, kinda.)
Okay, spill the tea. What are the *actual* downsides? The hidden horrors nobody tells you about?
Alright, here's the straight scoop (with a side of sprinkles.): * **The Elevator:** Seriously, it's the bane of my existence. It's slow. It's cramped. And on busy weekends? Forget about it. Be prepared to wait. Or better yet, request a ground floor room. Your legs will thank you. * **The Noise:** You're in a hotel. Walls are thin. Kids are screaming. Neighbors are... well, you get the idea. Bring earplugs! Noise-cancelling headphones are your best friend here. * **Parking:** Can get a little tricky, especially during peak season. Arrive early, or be prepared to circle the lot like a vulture searching for a parking space. * **The Random Oddities:** I've found everything from a rogue sock to a half-eaten bag of chocolate in the rooms over the years. Hey, people leave things behind! Just be prepared for the unexpected. * **The Ice Machine is Always Broken/Out of Ice.** This is a fact of life. Don't even bother. Go buy ice. But look, despite these potential annoyances, it's still a decent place. Just lower your expectations a tad, pack some essentials (earplugs, snacks, maybe an emergency chocolate bar for the room), and embrace the Hershey chaos. It's all part of the adventure, right?!
Last question! Should I book it? Is it... worth it?
Worth it? Hmmm. Okay, this is where it gets personal. If you're looking for a luxurious, pampering getaway, then no. Absolutely not. Go somewhere else. But if you’re looking for a clean, convenient, and relatively affordable base camp for a Hershey Park adventure? Then absolutely, yes. Especially if you’re traveling with kids and need space. Just remember to manage your expectations. It’s a Comfort Suites. It's not trying to be anything else. It's about location, convenience, and price. And hey, the *real* magic is happening at Hershey Park, anyway! So book it. Pack the chocolate, bring the earplugs, and prepare for an imperfectly perfect dose of Hershey happiness. And hey. If you happen to see the waffleBook Hotels Now
