Parkersburg's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn North-Vienna Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the murky, sometimes surprisingly delightful, waters of Parkersburg, West Virginia’s "BEST Kept Secret": the Quality Inn North-Vienna. Alright, alright, I know what you're thinking: "Quality Inn? Secret? Sounds fishy." Trust me, I went in with the same skepticism. But after spending a few nights there…well, let's just say I have STRONG feelings. Like, maybe a little bit… too strong.
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Accessibility & The Struggle (and Surprise Wins)
Listen, I'm not dependent, but if you are, this section's for you. And, honestly, it's a mixed bag. The main entrance…well, it looks accessible. There are ramps, that's a huge plus. But the doors. Oh, the doors. They're heavy, and sometimes, I swear, they were deliberately trying to thwart me. I had to channel my inner weightlifter a couple of times. Once I almost took out a toddler in the process (sorry, kid!). Anyway, the elevators are thankfully spacious, and the hallways seem wide enough for wheelchairs.
Wheelchair accessible - Yup, mostly, except for the ninja door challenge.
Facilities for disabled guests - Definitely present, and the staff, when I caught them, tried to be helpful.
The Good News: The rooms themselves… they're mostly good. The bathroom was surprisingly spacious, with grab bars and decent maneuvering room. The shower? Walk-in, no problem! But, and this is a big but, the room layout itself felt a little… claustrophobic? Like, they tried, but maybe didn't quite nail the fluidity.
Rooms with a View (or Lack Thereof)
Let's be real, the view is probably not the main selling point. Mine overlooked… a parking lot. Okay, a big parking lot. And a sliver of highway. Glamorous? No. Did I get a good night's sleep because of it? Surprisingly, yes!
Available in all rooms:
- Air conditioning: CHECK. Gotta have it, especially in West Virginia summers.
- Alarm clock: CHECK. Though I did find myself yelling at it in the morning a few times.
- Blackout curtains: DOUBLE CHECK! Lifesaver for sleep.
- Coffee/tea maker: CHECK. Essential for survival.
- Free bottled water: CHECK. Appreciated.
- Hair dryer: CHECK. You know, for… drying hair.
- Ironing facilities: CHECK. (I didn't iron, but at least it was there.)
- Mini bar: Nope. Sadly, no. I'd have loved a mini bar!
- Refrigerator: CHECK. This was a win.
- Satellite/cable channels: CHECK. Honestly, I barely watched TV!
- Wi-Fi [free]: And a BIG CHECK!
Internet Access: When Wi-Fi Goes Wrong (and Right)
Speaking of the internet…
Internet access – wireless: Yay! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Internet: Well, that's what they said!
The Wi-Fi was… a rollercoaster. Sometimes it was blazing fast, allowing me to stream my favorite shows. Other times? Utter molasses-slow garbage. Seriously, I swear I had better signal in the middle of the West Virginia woods. I almost screamed at the router on a couple of occasions.
Wi-Fi in public areas: (Cough, like the lobby) It was available in the lobby. But I'm not much of a lobby person, so I didn't test it out for long.
Cleanliness & Safety: Did They REALLY Clean?!
Okay, let's get real. This is where things get… interesting.
Cleanliness and safety: The hotel seemed clean. But I'm a germaphobe, so I brought my own sanitizing wipes. And the sheets were…well, they looked clean. Smelled clean-ish. The bathroom was probably the shiniest room in the place.
Anti-viral cleaning products: I have zero information that would back this up. But the hotel sure felt clean. Hand sanitizer: They had some pump bottles in the lobby. Good. Rooms sanitized between stays: This is something the staff insisted on. Staff trained in safety protocol: Honestly, they seemed to know what they were doing.
But here's a story: One morning, as I was leaving my room, I saw a cleaning cart. The friendly housekeeper asked me if I wanted new sheets. I agreed. When I returned, the sheets were very obviously new, but the same day, I'd been out in the woods. So the sheets were also covered in dirt, so I made a deal. I would take out the trash and put the sheets that had been placed in my room outside the door. I was being a good guest, right?
This turned into a complete nightmare. I ended up having to ask for more linens, which took a while. This caused me to be late for a meeting, and I didn't eat breakfast.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Expectations vs. Reality
Alright, the dining situation…
Breakfast [buffet]: Yes! A buffet! I love buffets! But this wasn't a grand, overflowing buffet of legend. This was a… Quality Inn buffet. They also made sure to only have a small amount of each dish. And, because I got busy, I missed eating.
Breakfast [buffet]: It was fine. The usual suspects: eggs (questionable), sausage (less questionable), toast (always a win).
Coffee shop: There was coffee. In the lobby. It was…coffee. Restaurant: I didn't go to any official restaurants.
Bar: No bar, unfortunately. I could have used a stiff drink after that sheet saga.
Services and Conveniences: The Not-So-Secret Hidden Benefits
- Cash withdrawal: There was an ATM, which was a lifesaver.
- Convenience store: They had a little “snack shop” in the lobby, perfect for late-night cravings.
- Daily housekeeping: They did a good job, aside from the aforementioned sheet incident.
- Elevator: Yes. Thank goodness.
- Laundry service: I think they said there was one. I didn't look.
- Luggage storage: I believe so.
- Car park [free of charge]: YES! Free parking is always a win.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (…and the Fitness Center)
Okay, here's where the "secret" part comes in:
Fitness center: There was a fitness center. I peaked in. It was… compact. One treadmill, a couple of weights. It did the job, if you're not too picky. It smelled faintly of old sweat socks and broken dreams.
Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yes! A real, honest-to-goodness outdoor pool. I didn't go in, but it looked inviting.
Sauna: I think there was a sauna / spa area, but I didn't check it out.
Spa: No spa.
Family/child friendly: Seemed to be. I saw a couple of families. Pets allowed: I think they were pets-allowed (within reason), but don't quote me on that.
For the Kids - I think there was a playground, but I was busy. Getting Around:
- Car park [free of charge]: You betcha!
- Car power charging station: I didn't see any, but that doesn't mean there wasn't.
- Taxi service: I don't know.
Staff: The Good, the Questionable, and the Unexpectedly Charming
The staff. Ah, the staff. Some were friendly, some were… not. The front-desk folks were generally pleasant, though sometimes a little… uncoordinated. The cleaning staff, as mentioned, were a mixed bag. But there was one particular housekeeper (let's call her Susan) who was an absolute ray of sunshine. She made the whole experience worth it.
Pet Peeves (and a Few Revelations)
I can not verify anything pet-related, so I shall abstain.
- The lighting in my room was dismal. Seriously, it was like a permanent power
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to embark on a quality…ish…quest through the wilds of Parkersburg, West Virginia. Forget perfectly Photoshopped itineraries, this is the real, slightly-hungover deal. We're talking Quality Inn vibes, and let's be honest, expectation management is key.
The Quality (Inn) of Life: Parkersburg Pilgrimage (A Slightly Disorganized Adventure)
Day 1: Arrival and the Quest for Wi-Fi (and a Decent Coffee)
1:00 PM - Arrival at the Quality Inn Parkersburg North-Vienna: Alright, let's get this over with. The check-in was…functional. The lady at the desk seemed to have seen a few things, judging by the slight tremor in her hand as she handed me the key. I took it, trying not to make eye contact. The lobby smells vaguely of chlorine and stale coffee, but hey, at least there's a microwave… probably.
- Quirky Observation: The peeling wallpaper behind the vending machine has a certain, rustic charm. Like a silent testament to decades of lukewarm sodas and existential dread.
- Emotional Reaction: I miss my dog already.
1:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance: The room? Well, it's a room. Two double beds. A TV that probably works. The carpet… looks like it's seen some stuff. Jury is still out on the cleanliness status. It's not a bad room. It's just… a room.
2:00 PM - The Great Wi-Fi Hunt: This is a crucial mission. Gotta find the Wi-Fi. Gotta tell the world I've survived Day 1. Gotta… okay, it's working, but the signal is weaker than my resolve to hit the gym.
2:30 PM - Coffee Crisis: This is where things got ugly. The "complimentary" coffee in the lobby… let's just say it tasted like despair. I needed serious caffeine. Went across the street to a gas station. It was a good coffee.
- Imperfection: I spilled coffee down my shirt. Twice.
3:00 PM - The Parkersburg Art Center… Maybe? I'd heard whispers of an Art Center. It's supposed to be a "thing". Google Maps says it's a five-minute drive. Five minutes! I could practically smell the art. I considered the art center. Then I thought, “I’ve been driving for hours, maybe I should just chill out in the room for a bit.”
5:00 PM - The Perils of the Pool… (Unintended) I walked down the hall and just looked at the pool. One kid was thrashing around like a drowning kitten, and the filter was… well, it looked like it had seen better days. My swimming days were over, apparently. Back to the room.
- Strong Emotional Reaction: Relief. That pool looked like a breeding ground for something unspeakable.
6:00 PM – Dinner (The Saga of the Local Eatery): I wanted something real. I wanted something local. I wanted something that wasn’t the chain restaurants that clustered around the hotel. I was told of a place called "The Olde Derby." A little hole in the wall, burgers, fries and beers. Perfect.
- The Messy Truth: Getting there was an adventure. I got lost, of course. Parkersburg is a maze, or maybe I am. I did find it, eventually. The place was packed, a good sign!! I pushed my way to the bar, and managed to snag a stool. I ordered a burger, and a beer, and waited..and waited…and waited.
- Rambles: The conversation at the bar was pure gold. Old timers, talking about the good old days, the weather, the price of gas. Really, really fascinating stuff. The burger was worth the wait.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated joy! The burger was exactly what I needed. The beer, cold and crisp. The people, friendly and welcoming. I'm glad I found the chaos.
8:00 PM - Back to the Room, and the Embrace of the TV: Now I'm back in the hotel, and watching whatever's on. I will probably fall asleep with the TV on.
- Quirky Observation: The "Do Not Disturb" sign looks like it was printed on a potato.
Day 2: River Ramblings and Last-Minute Escapes (and a Final Coffee Attempt)
- 8:00 AM - The Breakfast Debacle: The free breakfast. Okay, let’s be honest. A continental breakfast at the Quality Inn probably sounds more exciting in theory than in reality. The offerings of the hotel may be questionable. I’m not even going to attempt it.
- 9:00 AM - The Blennerhassett Island Historical State Park (Consideration…or Not): This place is supposed to be the thing to do in Parkersburg. A historic mansion, a sternwheeler ride… It sounds…educational. I’m tired. Maybe later.
- 10:00 AM - Stroll by the Ohio River: Okay, this has potential. A walk by the river might just clear my head, and let me see the beauty of the area.
- Emotional Reaction: This is actually quite nice. The water is calm, the sun is shining. I feel myself relaxing… a little. The world is not entirely terrible.
- 11:00 AM - The Last Coffee Gamble: I tried again. This time, I went to the gas station again as well. It was a good coffee.
- 12:00 PM - Shopping, Sort of: Okay, I need snacks. Also, maybe a souvenir for my dog, who is probably judging my life choices right now. Went to a "convenience store".
- 1:00 PM - Blennerhassett Island…Take Two (with Reservations): I dragged myself out of the hotel. The ferry ride was… bumpy, but the mansion was actually pretty cool. The guide was a bit intense but overall, an amusing tour.
- 4:00 PM - The Escape: I'm out of here. I have a long drive ahead of me. I needed to get out.
The Final Verdict:
Parkersburg is… Parkersburg. It's quirky, a bit rough around the edges, and the Quality Inn is… well, it's a Quality Inn. But you know what? It had its moments. And that local burger? Chef’s kiss. Would I come back? Maybe. Would I recommend it? Depends on who you are, and what you're looking for. If you're into a bit of honest, messy adventure, you have to go!
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Parkersburg's BEST Kept Secret? Quality Inn North-Vienna: The Unfiltered Truth (aka, the FAQ You Actually Need)
Is the Quality Inn North-Vienna really a "Secret"? And, like, a *good* secret?
The Breakfast... Dish the Breakfast! What's the grub situation?
About the Rooms... Are they clean? (And, more importantly, do they *smell* okay?)
Pool? Gym? What kind of amenities are we talking about?
Oh, and free Wi-Fi! That's a plus. Because let’s be real, in this day and age, a working internet connection is a basic human right. Thank goodness for that.
Location, Location, Location! Is it Convenient?
Staff: How's the Customer Service? Are they friendly?
One time, I needed extra towels, and the guy at the front desk not only got them to me immediately, but he also cracked a joke. Top marks for that guy. It made my day. Then again, another time, I asked about a late checkout, and it took three increasingly awkward attempts to get a straight answer. Ah, well. You win some, you lose some.
Value for money? Is it actually worth the cost?
Would you *actually* recommend it? The big question!
