Hermosa Inn Phoenix: Arizona's Hidden Gem (Luxury Getaway Awaits!)
Hermosa Inn Phoenix: Arizona's Hidden Gem? Let's Get Real (And Luxurious!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the sun-drenched, cactus-kissed world of the Hermosa Inn in Phoenix. Forget the polished brochures and perfectly curated Instagram feeds for a second. I'm here to tell you what it's REALLY like, the good, the slightly less good (there's always something, right?), and whether this luxury getaway truly lives up to the hype.
First Impressions: Charm Overwhelming!
Stepping onto the grounds of the Hermosa Inn is like stumbling into a secret, sun-drenched village. It's not your typical, cookie-cutter hotel. Think Spanish Colonial, adobe-style architecture, all warm terracotta hues and lush, meticulously landscaped gardens. My first thought? "Wow. They weren't kidding about the 'hidden gem' thing!"
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag (But Mostly Good):
Okay, let's get this out of the way upfront. The Inn claims to be accessible. They have facilities for disabled guests, and an elevator. However, this is a historical property. While they've done their best, it’s not a modern, flat-as-a-pancake accessibility dream. Call ahead and talk to them about your specific needs. Don't just assume.
Checking In (and Out): Smooth Sailing (Almost):
Check-in was a breeze. Contactless, even! The 24-hour front desk folks were friendly and efficient. I particularly appreciated the doorman, who swooped in and took my luggage before I even realized I was struggling. Private check-in/out is also available. Though, I did almost miss the key drop box on departure – it's a bit tucked away! My only minor gripe.
Rooms: Cozy and Considerate (With a Few Hiccups):
Let's talk room. I stayed in a…well, I’m not even going to sugarcoat it, a gorgeous room. Think blackout curtains (bliss!), a seriously comfortable king-sized bed (extra-long, even!), and a private bathroom with a separate shower and a tub you could practically swim in. They even had a scale, which, as a person who enjoys eating delicious food, is both a curse and a blessing.
But here’s the honest truth: my room had a vintage feel. The furniture wasn't brand new. There were a few scuffs here and there on the walls. But honestly? It added to the charm! The details were lovely – plush bathrobes, slippers, complimentary bottled water, and a coffee/tea maker that actually worked! A desk for laptop work. A mini bar that, I admit, I completely plundered. And the Internet access (Wi-Fi [free], yesss!!!) was reliable and fast, though if you prefer the old-school LAN way, they have it. Plus, they had all the expected amenities: air conditioning, a safe, an alarm clock, a hairdryer, and even a little closet to hide your bad decisions (just kidding… mostly!).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Foodie Heaven (Mostly):
Ah, the food. This is where the Hermosa Inn truly shines. The on-site restaurant, LON's at the Hermosa, is legendary. Let me tell you about my experience:
LON's at the Hermosa: A Culinary Symphony (Almost ruined by a fly!)
Okay, so here’s the deal. I sat outside on the terrace, under the shimmering light of the setting sun. I ordered a divine salad with freshly grilled fish, followed by perfectly cooked scallops. The ambiance? Magical. The service? Impeccable. Except… there was this one tiny, persistent fly. Buzzing around my head, landing on my water glass… It was the only imperfection in an otherwise transcendent dining experience. Seriously, a minor thing, but it's those small details that can stick with you.
That aside, LON's serves international cuisine and they also offer Western breakfast, and Asian cuisine. They have a bar (hello, happy hour!) and an excellent pool-side bar for those lazy afternoons. They offer room service (24 hours). And the breakfast buffet was a delight, but with a few twists. I did see some Asian breakfast options, but some of the food felt a bit… safe. They offer things like alternative meal arrangements and even vegetarian options - a lovely and thoughtful touch.
Relaxation & Well-Being: Pamper Paradise (Sign Me Up!)
I'm a sucker for relaxation, and the Hermosa Inn delivers. The pool with a view is as glorious as it looks in the photos. There's a spa with a sauna, steamroom, and the promise of heavenly massages. Though I didn’t indulge in any treatments this time, just knowing they were there put me in a good mood. The fitness center is also available, if you're one of those… people. They have foot baths too, I see.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Secure (Even in 2024!):
This is a big one. They take cleanliness seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check. They also offer safe dining setups and trained staff in safety protocols. Hand sanitizer is everywhere. And you can opt out of room sanitization if you are so inclined.
Getting Around: Effortless Exploration:
Free parking? Amen! They also have valet parking (a splurge, but worth it). They offer airport transfers and taxi services, should you need them. There is bicycle parking, and car-charging stations.
Things to Do: Explore, Relax, Repeat!
The Hermosa Inn is perfect for lounging by the pool, soaking up the sun, and generally doing nothing. But if you're feeling adventurous, there are plenty of things to do in the area. The concierge can help you arrange anything from a shopping spree to a hiking adventure.
Services and Conveniences: Thoughtful Touches:
The Inn is equipped with facilities for disabled guests. They offer laundry and dry cleaning services. They have a concierge, currency exchange, and a gift shop. They offer business facilities for meetings, and provide a cash withdrawal service.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly (But Maybe Not Ideal):
The Hermosa Inn is family-friendly, but it’s not overtly kid-focused. They offer babysitting service and kids meals. But this is more of a couples' retreat/romantic getaway vibe.
The Bottom Line:
The Hermosa Inn is a truly special place. It’s luxurious, charming, and offers a level of service that's hard to beat. Is it perfect? No. But those little imperfections just add to its character. It is a luxury experience with a touch of historical charm.
My Verdict: Go. Just Go.
Here’s My Candid Offer to You:
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Why Hermosa Inn?
- Unforgettable Atmosphere: Experience the charm of a hidden gem with stunning Spanish colonial architecture.
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(P.S. - Tell them Sarah sent you. And maybe they'll comp me that fly swatter for my next LON's visit!)
Little Rock's BEST-KEPT Secret: Economy Inn! (AR)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your pristine, perfectly-edited travel brochure. This is real life. The Hermosa Inn, Phoenix, is about to get a healthy dose of my glorious, messy self.
The Hermosa Inn: Phoenix - A Week of (Hopefully) Bliss, Doubt, and Maybe a Margarita-induced Epiphany
Day 1: Arrival and First Impressions (Okay, Maybe a Little Panic)
- 1:00 PM: Touchdown PHX. Airport? A cathedral of anxiety, honestly. So many people, so much luggage. Made it through security (barely, my belt nearly set off the alarms - gotta love the late-night chili). Uber booked. Praying the driver isn't named "Chad" and obsessed with CrossFit.
- 2:00 PM: Arrive at The Hermosa Inn. Holy. Cow. Seriously, photos don't do it justice. Adobe heaven. Little casitas tucked away, bougainvillea spilling everywhere. My inner interior design snob is squealing with delight. But also… is this too beautiful? Am I going to accidentally break something?
- 2:30 PM: Check-in. Kind of felt like stepping back in time. The staff is super charming, and I'm handed a welcome drink – a prickly pear lemonade. Perfect.
- 3:00 PM: Casita discovery. My room! It's got a fireplace. Fireplace! I've always wanted a fireplace (and someone to build me a perfect fire). I must resist the urge to immediately curl up with the book I brought and hide from the world. (Spoiler alert: I failed. Mostly.)
- 3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Settling in. That book? Yeah, I read 50 pages. The silence is glorious. But a nagging thought keeps creeping in: "Am I going to be bored here? Is this too quiet?" I’m the kind of planner who has three backup plans for everything. And here I am, staring at a perfectly curated room, feeling oddly…unmoored.
- 5:00 PM: Exploring the property: wandering around the grounds, the pool looks inviting, the old-world charm is pervasive, and this place… is just undeniably pretty. Almost too pretty. I need a reality check. Or maybe just a strong cocktail.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at Lon's at the Hermosa. Trying to be sophisticated, but the menu looks intimidating. Ordered the scallops. They were…okay. The setting, however, was magical. The desert sunset painted the sky in oranges and purples. Briefly considered proposing to myself, then remembered I haven't even unpacked yet.
- 7:30 PM: Back in the casita. Fireplace: initiated. Book: still unfinished. The world? Suddenly a lot less overwhelming. Maybe this peace and quiet is what I needed. Maybe.
Day 2: Art, Intrigue, and a Questionable Culinary Choice
- 8:00 AM: Sun-drenched breakfast on my patio. Eggs Benedict. Pretty sure I could eat eggs Benedict every day. The birds are chirping. The air smells of desert flowers. Okay, I might be starting to relax.
- 9:30 AM: Exploring the nearby art district of Scottsdale. The area is a real treat. Some beautiful and interesting works, and a lot of… well, let's call it "aspirational" art. Saw a sculpture that looked like a giant metal pretzel. Couldn't decide if I loved it or was deeply confused.
- 11:30 AM: Back to the inn. Must. Resist. Nap. Instead, decided on a quick swim. The pool's a perfect temperature. Floating in that water, staring up at the flawless blue, and I'm tempted to never leave.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a quirky little cafe I found in Scottsdale. That's when the trouble started. I went wild and ordered a "signature" sandwich. It was…a culinary adventure. Let's just say it involved more ingredients than I could identify, and the aftertaste still lingers. Lesson learned: stick to the basics.
- 2:30 PM: Hiding in the shade, regretting the sandwich. The desert heat is relentless. Now I'm questioning the wisdom of my clothing choices (shorts? Seriously, self?).
- 4:00 PM: Trying to write postcards to friends, but I keep getting distracted by the view from my patio. I want to describe the beauty around me to them, but words escape me. The feeling of peace, joy, and wonder is just simply overwhelming.
- 6:00 PM: Happy Hour at Lon's. Trying a different cocktail this time (margarita, naturally). Suddenly feeling chatty. Start talking to a couple from Chicago. They're celebrating their 25th anniversary. Makes me feel both happy and a little melancholy. Silver linings, people.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner. This time, I'm going for the steak. Because sometimes you just need a damn good steak. It was a good steak. Problem solved. More margaritas might have helped.
Day 3: Hiking, Humility, and a Nearly Catastrophic Cactus Encounter
- 7:00 AM: Woke up with a jolt. Desert time! Hike! Feeling incredibly ambitious.
- 8:00 AM: Hiked up Camelback Mountain. The views? Unbelievable. The climb? Brutal. Sweating like a pig within seconds. The desert sun does not mess around.
- 9:30 AM: Almost gave in to a complete internal meltdown. I tripped over a rock and nearly landed face-first into a prickly pear cactus. My inner monologue was a symphony of "WHAT AM I DOING?" and "MUST. NOT. PANIC." Luckily, I managed to regain my balance (mostly) and learned a valuable lesson about paying attention.
- 11:00 AM: Back at the Inn. Exhausted. Covered in (what I think) is dirt. This is where the real vacation began.
- 12:00 PM: Spa time! Did a deep tissue massage, and it was truly wonderful. The masseuse was amazing. Everything hurt, but in a good way. I felt like I had been brought back to life.
- 2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Complete, utter, blissful nothingness. I read my book by the pool. Napped. Judged other people's swimsuits. Successfully avoided any further cactus encounters.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. The steak was a success, so tonight, I tried the salmon - because I love to eat! Finished the night with a sweet treat.
Day 4: The Desert Awakens, and a Little Bit of Existential Angst
- 7:00 AM: Wake up early to watch the sunrise over the desert. The sky is a blaze of color. It feels like something important, some kind of cosmic event.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the Inn's restaurant. The breakfast burritos are legendary. Fueling the existential angst.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Wandering and finding more art exhibits. The beauty and artistry of the desert landscape continues to amaze me.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the Inn. I ordered the salad and found an interesting combination of flavors (I love food).
- 1:30 PM - 3:00 PM: The "what am I doing with my life?" phase hits hard. Feeling restless. My inner critic has decided to stage a full-blown intervention. Suddenly everything seems wrong. I need to breathe.
- 3:15 PM: Find a quiet spot on the grounds. Sit and stare at the desert for a long time. This place isn't perfect, and I'm not perfect. Maybe that's okay. Maybe the point is to be vulnerable and accept the mess. (Progress!)
- 5:00 PM: Back to the room to prepare for my evening stroll. The thought of getting ready for the day feels like a challenge.
- 6:00 PM: Enjoying my evening stroll and I start to notice all of the small things. The colors of the flowers. The taste of the air. The sounds of the birds. Thinking about all of the things I could be doing differently.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner at Lon's. This time I'm feeling a little bit more optimistic. More margaritas. Feeling like I'm on my way to a place of peace.
Day 5: Unscheduled Day
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast in bed. I spent the day just staying in my casita, and feeling extremely relaxed and content. I feel like I am on my way of finally discovering my favorite past time.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner at Lon's. Having a wonderful time.
Day 6: Unexpected Encounters and a Moment of Serendipity
- 9:00 AM: One last breakfast, feeling emotional. The staff here is so kind, and I
Hermosa Inn: So, Is This Really Paradise Found? (Let's Get Messy)
Okay, spill. Is the Hermosa Inn REALLY as amazing as everyone says?
Alright, fine, I'll be honest. The hype? It's ... mostly earned. Look, I’m a cynical New Yorker at heart, so ANYWHERE that promises "luxury" usually sets off all my red flags. But the Hermosa Inn? It's got a certain something. That old-world charm mixed with Arizona light hits different. It’s not perfect – more on that later – but it's got that "escape the real world" vibe dialed in. I went in expecting a carefully curated Instagram experience. I came out... well, honestly, I came out kind of chilled. I mean, I *almost* forgot to check my work emails. Almost. Let's just say the air smells like something divine, not just a mix of car exhaust and existential dread. A victory, truly.
What's the vibe like at the Hermosa Inn? Is it stuffy?
Stuffy? Gods, no. Thank goodness! I'm allergic to stuffy. The whole place is like a hug from a friendly, well-dressed ghost. Think "casually elegant" meets "desert chic." You're strolling through the courtyard, and it honestly feels like you've wandered onto the set of an old Hollywood movie. People are relaxed, happily sipping cocktails, and genuinely *laughing*. I even saw a couple, who seemed to be mid-breakdown before they arrived, actually *holding hands* by the end of dinner. That’s got to be some kind of magic dust, honestly.
The staff? Phenomenal. They're attentive without being overbearing. They actually seem to *enjoy* their jobs, which is a rarity in the service industry these days. I swear, the bartender knew my cocktail preference before I even opened my mouth. Creepy? Maybe a little. Blissful? Absolutely.
Is it actually hidden? I mean, how hard is it to find?
It's *kind of* hidden. You’re tucked away from the craziness, which is a big plus. It’s in a residential neighborhood, so it’s not like you accidentally stumble upon it whilst looking for a gas station. You'll probably need a GPS, unless you're like, some kind of desert-dwelling oracle who knows the way by the whispers of the cacti. Look, I can't navigate my way out of a paper bag, so the fact that I found it at all is a testament to its decent signage. However, keep an eye out for the little signs. They are a *little* subtle, but that adds to the charm, doesn't it? I just hope I can find it again next time!
Let's talk about the rooms. Worth the price tag?
Okay, full disclosure: this is where things get a little... complicated. Are the rooms beautiful? Yes. Are they oozing charm with their adobe walls and fireplaces? Absolutely. Is it a splurge? Yep, you betcha. I stayed in the Casita, and let me tell you, that fireplace? Pure bliss on a chilly desert evening. And the bathroom? Huge! Big enough I could swing a cat in it, as my grandma used to say (although, I don't own a cat, and I wouldn't swing it, obviously!).
The thing is... the *price*. My internal budget auditor had a conniption fit for a few hours. You have to weigh the experience against the cost. If you're on a tight budget, maybe save it for a special occasion. But if you can swing it? Treat yo'self. The feeling of pure, unadulterated relaxation is, honestly, priceless. Almost. The mini bar was a little *too* tempting, though, and that added to the final bill. Oops.
Oh, and the food? I'm a foodie...
The food at LON's at the Hermosa is... well, it's a *thing*. I went into this expecting a tourist trap, you know? Beautiful setting, mediocre food. Boy, was I wrong. The food is incredible. Seriously. I'm drooling just thinking about the grilled octopus with chorizo and the pan-seared scallops. The cocktails are exquisite; I'm fairly sure I had three of their signature margaritas, and the bartender even told me the name of some kind of rare bitters they use. I forgot it, obviously. It was THAT good. I made sure I got to the restaurant early one night and sat in the courtyard, by the fire, staring at the stars with my glass of wine so I didn't miss anything, I was afraid.
But here's something I need to be honest about: one small hiccup. They were out of the lobster bisque one night, which was a total tragedy. A *tragedy* I tell you! I was devastated, and I let it out (very quietly and composedly, of course). BUT, it's a testament to how good the rest of the experience was that I’m not rating it down too much. They offered me a free dessert, which was delicious. I forgave them… eventually.
Any downsides? Be honest!
Okay, okay, here's the not-so-pretty side. As much as I loved it, nothing is perfect. And I'm nothing if not honest (and a bit dramatic, apparently).
First thing: *The Wi-Fi*. It was a little spotty in my room, sometimes. I work remotely, which is great, except when my job makes me have a mental breakdown. I'm not saying it impacted my life drastically, but it was noticeable. Not a deal breaker by any means. I just had to stumble into other areas to complete my work.
Second: The desert heat. I went in July, and let's just say a pool is NOT an option, unless you are into sauna-like experiences. The pool is perfectly lovely, and it's shaded and all, but the heat is... intense. So, if you're not a fan of the sun radiating all day long, maybe plan your trip for the spring or fall.
And finally.. the cost. It’s not cheap, as I said before. But hey, you get what you pay for, right? Overall, it was absolutely worth the cost.
What's the ideal type of person for this place?
Anyone who needs a little escape from reality. Seriously. Whether you're a stressed-out lawyer needing a break from the courtroom, a burned-out corporate drone escaping the office cubicle, or just a person who appreciates a good margarita. The Hermosa Inn is for you. It's a romantic getaway, a solo retreat, or a place to reconnect with friends. Just go. You might just fall in love with it, as I kind of did.
