Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Amaris Hotel Setiabudhi Bandung!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into Amaris Hotel Setiabudhi Bandung! and trust me, it’s a rollercoaster. This isn't your average TripAdvisor review, so expect a few bumps, maybe a spilled coffee or two, and definitely some unfiltered opinions. Let’s get this party started!
First Impressions (and the Parking Situation):
Okay, so getting there was a bit of a thing. Bandung traffic, am I right? And then, the glorious car park [on-site] – thank heavens for that because I'm convinced parallel-parking in Bandung is a competitive sport. And car park [free of charge]? Score! I'm not a "valet parking" kinda gal, but maybe I would be with the valet parking on offer! The exterior is…well, it's a hotel. It's not trying to be the Taj Mahal, and that's fine. Clean, neat, and the all-important CCTV outside property gave me a tiny bit of peace of mind.
Accessibility – The Real Talk:
Now, here’s where I get kinda serious. Accessibility is HUGE. I’m a firm believer everyone deserves a good vacation, regardless. Didn't see anything in the review that mentioned how it accomodates disabled guests.
Getting Connected (or Not):
The biggest win is Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the internet gods! The internet access was okay. You know, good enough for emails and some light streaming. Wi-Fi in public areas seemed a little spotty, but who cares, I was on vacation! The Internet [LAN] option? Honestly, I didn't even bother. Who still uses LAN in a hotel?!
Rooms – My Sanctuary (Mostly):
The room itself? Pretty darn decent. Air conditioned (thank goodness!), and that air conditioning worked like a champ! The blackout curtains were a lifesaver. Slept like a baby. Or at least, I would have, if not for the darned alarm clock. Seriously, who still uses those?! Got rid of it! And good thing the window that opens, it let in a nice Bandung breeze.
The bathrobes were snuggly and the slippers… okay, the slippers were a little… well, let's just say they were well-loved. The private bathroom was clean, but nothing to write home about. Toiletries were provided, but I always bring my own. Gotta have my fancy shampoo, you know? Complimentary bottled water was a nice touch.
I loved the separate shower/bathtub. The in-room safe box was super useful!
But, and this is a BIG but, there was a carpeting. Never a fan. Smells like everyone's been walking on it with muddy shoes!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Adventures in Culinary Delights (and a Few Regrets):
Okay, let’s talk FOOD. This is where things got…interesting. The Breakfast [buffet] was… okay. Nothing mind-blowing, but it was there. The Asian breakfast options were plentiful, but my stomach was begging for their Western breakfast fare - which I enjoyed. The Coffee/tea in restaurant never disappointed. I never ventured into the soup in restaurant (not a soup person), but the desserts in restaurant were a major weakness of mine! I'm not sure about the Asian cuisine in restaurant offering.
There's a poolside bar, I'm not a drinker but thought it was lovely. And while I'm not huge on the snack bar, it's a good option if you're feeling peckish.
The Pool Game – View, Sauna, and Steamroom!
The Swimming pool [outdoor]! This was my zen space. The view was pretty incredible, especially at sunset. I did not utilize the Sauna, the Steamroom, or the Spa as I am not a fan.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax, and a Little Pampering (or Not):
This is where I was most excited, and most let down.
The Fitness center was there. I went once. It was… a gym. You get the idea.
I was so looking forward to the treatments. The Massage was great, but you have to ask for a good therapist, the first one wasn't for me. There wasn't a Body scrub. Or Body wrap. I did not utilize the Foot bath.
Cleanliness and Safety – Did I Survive?
This is important, especially now. They’ve got the drill down: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitiser EVERYWHERE (excellent!), Profession-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Sterilizing equipment. All this combined gave me a feeling of safety and security!
Services and Conveniences – The Good, The Bad, and the In-Between:
Okay, here’s the rapid-fire round. The concierge was helpful. The laundry service was efficient. The dry cleaning? Did not try it. Daily housekeeping was on point. The fact that there's a convenience store is a win. I did not have to use the doctor/nurse on call or the first aid kit.
For the Kids – Are They Welcome?
They had Kids facilities! I did not bring children, I am child-phobic and love my alone time.
The Bottom Line – Is It Worth It?
Look, Amaris Hotel Setiabudhi Bandung! is a solid choice. It won't blow your mind with extravagance, but it's comfortable, clean, and the price is right. If you want a no-frills, relaxing stay, and you need good internet and a decent pool, definitely book it.
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Park Lane Jomtien 614: Your Dream Pattaya Paradise Awaits!Okay, buckle up buttercups. This isn't your pristine, picture-perfect itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL. Get ready for Bandung, Amaris Hotel Setiabudhi style, with yours truly, who's more "human" than "highly organized travel agent."
Bandung Bonanza: A Messy, Glorious Adventure
(Day 1: Arrival & the Great Bed Hunt – or, Why Hotel Room Numbers Are Evil)
- 8:00 AM (ish) - The Jakarta Scramble: Ugh, Jakarta airport. Let's just say it wasn't love at first sight. Flight delays, questionable coffee, and the relentless humidity… But hey, we made it! Thank the travel gods.
- 11:00 AM - Road Trip to Rebellion (Bandung Bound!): A blessedly easy taxi ride – the driver somehow understood my broken Indonesian, even though I only know "Terima kasih" and "Nasi goreng" (survival skills!). The traffic? Well, let’s just say it’s a rollercoaster of honking and near-misses. But Bandung’s lush scenery starts to peek through, and you start to feel that vibe.
- 1:00 PM - Amaris Hotel Setiabudhi: The Welcome (and the Room Quest): Finally! Amaris. Decent location. First impression… clean-ish. The lobby music? Slightly questionable elevator muzak. Check-in… no problem. NOW, the room. This is where things get real. “Room 210,” they said. I envisioned a sun-drenched haven. Instead…let’s be real, it felt like they'd put me in a broom closet for the night. Small, slightly window-challenged, but hey, it had a bed. Then I had the thought: "am I being punished?" I asked. No, I decided. It's just a room. I made peace. You know, the "embrace the chaos" kind of peace.
- 2:00 PM - Lunch Disaster (and Triumph): I was starving. Found a “warung” (small local eatery) across the street. Ordered something that looked like chicken, which turned out to be sort of chicken. But the spice level? Catastrophic. My taste buds were basically staging a revolt. BUT, the iced tea was heavenly, and the sheer chaos of the place made it memorable. Also, the people were so warm and friendly!
- 4:00 PM - Exploring the Streets (and Finding Snacks): Walked around Setiabudhi. The air is cooler here! Scored some amazing "batagor" (fried tofu and fish dumplings with peanut sauce). Seriously, heaven in a crispy, messy package. Got slightly lost, asked for directions, and realized I’m woefully inept at navigating… whatever. It's part of the charm, right?
- 6:00 PM - Pool Time (and the Great Sunburn of '24): Amaris has a tiny pool. I thought it would be bliss. Actually, it was a bit noisy and the water was surprisingly cold. But I stayed, got some sun, and remembered to put on sun screen (and I also forgot to reapply). Result = a slightly lobster-esque complexion.
- 8:00 PM - Dinner and Regrets (the Indomie Dilemma): Walked to the nearest "warung" and ordered “nasi goreng.” I then realized I was too sore to go back up the street, so I bought some Indomie noodles at the mini-market and slacked on the bed. (I regret nothing).
(Day 2: The Volcano Blues & Coffee Dreams)
- 7:00 AM - Wake Up Call (and a Very Questionable 'Breakfast'): Amaris's free breakfast? Let's just say the "continental" option was… well, it existed. Mostly, I longed for the "batagor" of yesterday.
- 8:00 AM - Tangkuban Perahu: The Volcano (and The Smog): Okay, here we go. Day trip to Tangkuban Perahu volcano. Anticipation high! The drive up was… twisty. The views were gorgeous at first. The air got colder. Then, we arrived. The actual volcano felt slightly underwhelming. Smog ruined the view. But the sulphur smell and the sheer scale of it was awesome. I stood at the edge and felt small.
- 11:00 AM - Coffee Break Savior: Found a cute little cafe with a view and proper Indonesian coffee. Saved my day. Strong, rich, and glorious. It's the caffeine calling to me, I really felt alive. Coffee is everything.
- 1:00 PM - The Great Shopping Debacle at Cihampelas Walk: Cihampelas Walk: A shopping mall. I thought I'd find some cool stuff. I mostly found… chaos. Loud music, pushy vendors, and clothes that were slightly too, shall we say, "enthusiastic" in their designs. Escaped after 30 minutes. I'm not a shopper.
- 3:00 PM - Relaxation: Back at the Hotel. Took a nap (due to the shopping).
- 5:00 PM - Sunset and Noodles: I felt better. Took a walk. Got more "batagor." Ate it in a park and watched the sky.
- 8:00 PM - Packing (and the Fear of Leaving): Back at the hotel, and a tiny bit sad. Not ready to leave the chaos yet.
(Day 3: Departure, Reflections, and the Indomitable Spirit of Travel)
- 7:30 AM - Farewell Breakfast (and a Prayer for Better Coffee): Tried hotel breakfast again. Coffee slightly less… concerning. At least I knew what to expect this time.
- 9:00 AM - Farewell Walk: One last walk. I feel better. Taking the city in.
- 10:00 AM - Check Out and Taxi Panic: Check out was easy. Then the taxi – the dreaded taxi hunt. Got scammed with the initial price, but negotiated like a boss. (Okay, maybe not a boss, but I didn't pay too much extra).
- 11:00 AM - Goodbye Bandung: The airport. The flight. The inevitable post-trip blues. But honestly? Bandung, even with its messiness, its questionable weather, and the room, I loved it. It was real. It was raw. It was utterly imperfect.
- 1:00 PM - Jakarta Scramble: The plane lands. I smile. It was all worth it.
Epilogue:
This is just a snapshot of my time in Bandung. It isn't a perfectly curated "how-to" guide. It's real. It's messy. It's funny. And it’s a testament to the joys of travel, even when things go hilariously wrong. Go to Bandung. Embrace the chaos. Eat the "batagor." And remember: Sometimes, the best adventures are the ones you didn’t plan.
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So, Amaris Setiabudhi...Worth the Hype? Honestly?
Okay, *hype*. Let's unpack that loaded word, shall we? Look, it’s no Burj al Arab, okay? But is it…*good*? Definitely good. Like, a solid, reliable friend who always remembers your birthday and brings you slightly-too-sweet pastries. Amaris Setiabudhi Bandung, in my humble, sleep-deprived opinion, is a **decent** hotel.
It’s clean, which is a massive win right off the bat. Seriously, after some of the questionable hygiene situations I've encountered in my travel life... clean is GOLD. The lobby area...well, it's a lobby. Functional. Not going to knock your socks off with interior design awards, but it gets the job done. Staff? Generally friendly. A little bit of that Indonesian politeness, which is charming...but sometimes makes it tricky to get a definitive "yes" or "no" on things. You know? I mean, I'm thinking about that time I asked about... Oh! No, let's save that story for later...
So, short answer: Decent. Not life-altering. But hey, you're in Bandung. The charm of the city probably outweighs the hotel's star rating, anyway. And the price? Pretty hard to beat for what you get.
What's the Vibe? Is it Romantic? Family-Friendly? Party Central?
Romance? Ehh... I'd file that under "potentially." If your idea of romance is a nice, clean room with a somewhat scenic view of the city, then yes. If you're expecting rose petals on the bed and a private balcony overlooking a volcano... maybe aim a bit higher. Honestly, it's more of a "practical" hotel. Couples on a budget, or couples who prioritize exploring Bandung over a fancy hotel room? Perfect.
Family-friendly? Definitely. They had a pack-n-play cot and the staff seemed used to kids. I was with my nieces. One of them managed to spill apple juice *everywhere* in the lobby, and the staff just smiled and cleaned it up. (God bless them). It’s noisy enough with kids in the halls, but not, like, raucous partying. Good for sleep once you've done all the touristy activity.
Party Central? Absolutely NOT. It's all about getting a good night's sleep for the next day.
OK, Room Size? Crucial Detail.
Rooms are...compact. Cozy. Let's go with "efficient." Don't expect to be doing laps. They're designed to maximize the space they have, which is understandable. Think of it like a really well-organized studio apartment. You've got the essentials: comfy bed (in my experience, anyway), decent bathroom (again, clean!), a TV, and air conditioning that *actually works*. I once stayed in a hotel in... well, let's just say I could've baked cookies in the room without even turning on the oven. This is *not* that. (Thank goodness).
If you're traveling with a lot of luggage, or you like to spread out, request a larger room if they have them on the higher floors. Pack light. Seriously. Your sanity depends on this.
What's the deal with the Wi-Fi? Because, you know, the internet is like, essential.
Ah, the Wi-Fi. A tale as old as time... or at least as old as hotel stays. It’s…workable. Let's just say it's not the lightning-fast fiber optic of your dreams. Streaming movies? Potentially a test of your patience. Working remotely? Be prepared for some delays, especially during peak hours. I remember trying to upload a *huge* video project and...let's just say it took a very, very long time. And there might have been some choice words uttered within the confines of my, ahem, "efficient" room. The Wi-Fi is definitely better in the lobby. But hey, you're in Bandung! Look around! Go enjoy the city! I'm just saying.
Is the bed comfy though? Because I'm picky.
Okay, this is a BIG one. Sleep is sacred, right? Right. In my experience, the bed was comfortable-ish. Not a cloud, more like a supportive... friend. If you like super-soft, plush mattresses, this might not be it. But it was clean, the sheets were crisp, and I slept soundly. (Mostly. Bandung traffic is something else.) Pillow situation? Fine. Nothing spectacular, nothing to complain about. I’d say it’s a solid "above average" hotel bed, which, at this price point, is a win.
Breakfast! Tell me about the breakfast!
Breakfast... is included! Which is always a plus. It's a buffet, so you know, lower your expectations slightly. You're not going to get Michelin-star croissants, alright? But you'll have a decent selection of Indonesian dishes (nasi goreng!), some eggs, maybe some toast. It's a fuel-up situation. You're not going to *rave* about it, but it'll get you through a morning of exploring Bandung. Coffee is passable... and, let's be honest, in the grand scheme of things, breakfast is pretty good. Especially considering the price of the hotel. Don't get your hopes up for a gourmet experience, but it's a perfectly adequate way to start the day. Oh, and the fruit? They had some good fruit. Always a win.
Oh! And here’s a pro-tip: Get there early to avoid the crowds and the potential for empty food trays. I learned that the hard way. Hangry me is not a pretty sight. No. No. I will not get into the details of the breakfast incident of 2022. It would take too long. Let’s just say, patience is a virtue.
The Pool! Does it have a nice pool?
Pool? Hold your horses. This isn't a resort. There's *no* pool. I'd advise you to pack a swimsuit but please bring it to a waterpark. They are fun.