Kings Inn Midland: Your Midland (ON) Getaway Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're diving headfirst into the Kings Inn Midland! Forget the polished brochures and staged smiles, I'm here to give you the real skinny, the good, the bad, and the slightly-less-than-stellar. Prepare for a stream-of-consciousness review that's more Aunt Mildred after a few too many sherries than a perfectly curated travel blog.
First of all, let's get this out of the way: Kings Inn Midland – Your Midland (ON) Getaway Awaits! Sounds promising, right? Well, yeah, it is promising. Especially if you’re looking for a solid base camp for exploring Midland and the surrounding Georgian Bay area. It’s not the Ritz, let's be clear. This ain't about chandeliers and butler service. This is about real life, real needs, and hopefully, real relaxation. Let's get into it!
Accessibility: (Because, let's be real, it matters!)
Okay, so the website promises accessibility. I’m not in a wheelchair, BUT I always check. They list "Facilities for disabled guests" – good. I'd give it a preliminary thumbs-up but I'd want to scope it out personally which I would recommend doing prior to booking.
Cleanliness and Safety (In this post-pandemic world, it's EVERYTHING!)
Alright, here's where I perked up. They are taking their cleanliness seriously! I really want to know that they're on top of things. "Daily disinfection in common areas" – YES! "Anti-viral cleaning products" – double YES! "Rooms sanitized between stays" – triple YES! They also mention, "Staff trained in safety protocol" – okay, that's reassuring. They seem to be following the rules. I'd still bring some wipes, 'cause, you know… trust but verify! They got the hand sanitizer stations, and the whole shebang, which I gotta say, is a huge weight off my pandemic-weary shoulders.
And I like seeing the "Room sanitization opt-out available". They will let you decline room service to clean your room, which is great.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Fueling the Adventure!)
Alright, so this is usually where I start getting a little hangry. "Restaurants" - plural! Okay, that's a great start. They list "Asian cuisine in restaurant," "Buffet in restaurant," "Coffee/tea in restaurant," "Happy hour," "Poolside bar," "Snack bar," and "Vegetarian restaurant". Now we're talking. A little variety, eh? I'm hoping for a decent breakfast buffet – nothing fancy, just enough to get me going in the morning: eggs, bacon, the usual suspects. I like the presence of a poolside bar. I'm not a bar stool kind of guy, but it is good to know a drink is a few steps away.
Here's a little anecdote: I remember one time, at a certain "luxury" hotel, the "international cuisine" was basically the same bland chicken dish every. single. night. I'm hoping Kings Inn avoids that particular culinary pitfall. Diversity is key folks! Especially on holiday when you are trying to relax.
Services and Conveniences (Basically, the Stuff of Life!)
"Air conditioning in public area," "Elevator," "Daily housekeeping," "Luggage storage," "Cash withdrawal," "Concierge," – standard stuff, but good to know it’s there. The "Convenience store" is a major win. Late-night cravings? Forgot your toothbrush? Crisis averted! "Dry cleaning" and "Ironing service" are also super handy – because let's face it, I'm not good at that stuff. I need the help.
I really wish there were more info on the website about the concierge! Always good to have someone on staff to help!
"Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]" – Yes! Nothing worse than battling for a parking spot when you're just trying to relax!
For the Kids (Because, let’s be real, holidays are for them too!)
"Family/child friendly," – good, always good to know. They don't list a ton of things to do with kids - which may be why it is more of a couples/solo trip option.
Available in All Rooms (The Essentials!)
Okay, so what do the guest rooms offer? That's where we truly live! "Air conditioning" – hallelujah, especially in summer! "Wi-Fi [free]" – score! "Coffee/tea maker" – essential. I can't function before coffee. "Free bottled water," "Hair dryer," "Refrigerator," "Satellite/cable channels," "Smoke detector," "Wake-up service," "Soundproofing," "Toiletries," – all the basics are covered.
I do like the "Desk" and "Laptop workspace" - which means I could get my work done (if I absolutely had to!). I also like "Interconnecting room(s) available" - great if you have kids or are traveling with a large group.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (The Fun Stuff!)
Okay, this is where things get interesting. They mention "Fitness center" "Pool with view," "Swimming pool [outdoor], Spa/sauna,". Alright, alright. I like the sound of that. So, here's the real tea: They have an "outdoor swimming pool" – again - YES! Because is it even a vacation if I can’t splash around a bit? The other things are all on offer, which is great. After a while, being on holiday, it can be great to relax and do the spa thing.
I'm not going to pretend I use the gym. I'm more a "lie by the pool and occasionally surface for a beverage" kind of guy. But, knowing it's there is reassuring for those more fitness-inclined. The pool with a view intrigues me. I am picturing some gorgeous scenery. I'm sold!
My Verdict and Offer (aka, The Sales Pitch!)
Look, Kings Inn Midland isn't trying to be a palace. It's offering something better: a comfortable, convenient, and clean basecamp for exploring the beautiful Georgian Bay area. They seem to be taking COVID seriously, which is a huge win in my book. They've got the essentials covered, plus a few extras to make your stay more enjoyable. The free Wi-Fi? Perfect for staying connected (or binge-watching your favorite shows after a day of sightseeing). The pool? Perfect for cooling off on a hot day.
(Here's where I channel my inner used car salesman, but in a good way, I promise!)
So, here's my offer to you: Book your getaway to Kings Inn Midland NOW and get a FREE upgrade to a room with a balcony (subject to availability!). Use code "MIDLANDFUN" at checkout to unlock this special offer. Because hey, everyone deserves a little extra sunshine and fresh air on their vacation, right? Plus, you get a voucher for a free cocktail at the poolside bar! You earned it after reading this review, trust me.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my highly-anticipated, totally-unprofessional, and probably-slightly-disastrous trip to the Kings Inn Midland, Ontario. Don't expect Michelin-star planning here, folks. This is real life. This is… me attempting to survive a weekend away.
Kings Inn Midland: My Survival Guide (Maybe)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (aka Check-In)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival (Estimated): Okay, so the website said check-in was at 3:00 PM. Lies! All lies! Arrived a tad early, already regretting my life choices. The drive up was… scenic? Let's say the last hour involved a lot of "are we there yet?" from my internal monologue, paired with the nagging feeling I forgot something important. (Pretty sure it was my sanity).
- 1:15 PM - The Check-In Gauntlet: Found the reception. My inner critic went into overdrive. Had to interact with humans. Shudders. The woman at the desk seemed nice enough, but the plastic covering on the keyboard screamed "budget!" and "don't expect a room upgrade". Sigh. Turns out the room wasn't ready (shocking!). So, I'm wandering around the lobby now, looking like a lost seal pup.
- 1:45 PM - Lobby Observation: Okay, the lobby is… functional. Think, "hotel you’d find in a John Hughes movie, but aged by a good twenty years." There's a vending machine that might work (tempting), and a couple of brochures for local attractions that scream "tourist trap." Feeling the pull of the dark side – I mean, the pool.
- 3:00 PM - Room Access: The Mystery Room. FINALLY! Grabbed the key. Let’s cross our fingers and pray it's not haunted. Deep breath. Okay, it's… a room. It has a bed, a TV (hopefully with something watchable), and… yeah, a slightly musty smell. Feeling the faint tug of panic. Clean, in general. But the "water stains" on the ceiling always get me, and the carpet looks like it's seen some things. Very, very disturbing things.
- 3:30 PM - The Wardrobe Chronicles: I usually take the time to unpack and settle in. It's a ritual. This room, however… well, let's just say I’m considering living out of my suitcase.
Day 2: Exploring (Maybe) & The Quest for Decent Coffee
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast… Or Not: Breakfast is included. But the thought of "hotel breakfast" fills me with… dread. So, I'm skipping it. My inner carb-monster will be heartbroken later.
- 10:00 AM - Midland Adventures!!: Okay, gotta be productive, like I always pretend I am. First, I'll try my best to find coffee, a quest that is literally essential to my survival. Next, I'll venture to the town of Midland. There are some shops to see, especially the local art gallery. I will definitely try to show some interest in all of the local art.
- 11:30 AM - Downtown Discovery… Or a Parking Nightmare: Found a parking spot after circling the town for 20 minutes (I swear it was a parking spot from a previous dimension). Midland is… cute. Lots of antique stores. And it has the smell of a small town, which feels… nice.
- 1:00 PM - Lunchtime and a Local Revelation: Settled on a little diner. Burger and fries – a classic. The waitress was a total sweetheart. She told me about a local bakery that makes the best butter tarts. Butter tarts! Sold!
- 2:30 PM - Exploring the Waterfront. The Real Midland: Walked along the waterfront. OMG. The water is cold. The boats bobbing gently. The sky is expansive. Actually feeling a tiny bit of… peace? I'm letting myself enjoy the view and trying not to overthink everything.
- 4:00 PM - Butter Tart Bliss: You can go to the bakery, get the tarts, and be happy, just like I did. I may or may not have had two. Don't judge.
- 6:00 PM - Pool Time…Or Not: Had every intention of hitting the pool. But then I saw kids. And I remembered my aversion to chlorine. So, I watched a bit of Netflix and ordered takeout.
- 8:00 PM - Dinner & Existential Debrief: The room service menu was… limited. But the pizza was decent. Just finished my daily debrief. Tomorrow, I either conquer this town or give up entirely.
Day 3: The Great Escape (Maybe)!
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast… Take Two (Maybe): This time, I'm forced to face the "complimentary breakfast". Pray for me.
- 10:00 AM - Pack & Prepare for Departure: Packing is always a whirlwind of indecision. I always bring more clothes than I use. I'll manage.
- 11:00 AM - The Final Assessment: Overall, this weekend has been a rollercoaster. The Kings Inn? It is exactly what you expect. It's not fancy. It's not perfect. But it's clean and friendly. Midland? Is charming. The people were friendly.
- 12:00 PM - Goodbye. (For Now): Checked out, and it's a quick trip, but a good one. It's time to head home. I'm not saying I'll be back here next week, but you never know!
Post-Trip Thoughts:
This trip wasn't perfect. It had some bumps. And it was messy (probably because I'm messy). But there were moments of genuine connection, a beautiful view from the waterfront, and the most delicious butter tarts I've ever tasted. Sometimes that's enough. And sometimes, that's all you need. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need a nap to recover from this trip.
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Kings Inn Midland: Your Midland (ON) Getaway Awaits! (Or Does It...? Let's Find Out!)
Okay, first things first: Is this place actually *in* Midland? Because sometimes websites lie.
Haha, good question! And yeah, it *is* in Midland. I mean, as far as I could tell. Drove right into town, saw the sign, and boom, Kings Inn. Can't speak for every single room being actually *in* Midland (you know, like, physically *part* of it), but it's definitely *there*. Near the main drag, which is handy. Avoids the "middle of nowhere" vibe, which is a plus, unless you *want* the middle of nowhere. Then you might be in the wrong place entirely.
What are the room rates like? Are we talking "motel 6 budget" or "luxury escape?" (Be honest!)
Alright, let's be real. Forget the "luxury escape" part. We're squarely in the "reasonable" zone. Think... slightly above Motel 6, but WAY below a swanky hotel. Think "comfortable enough to crash after a long day of exploring Georgian Bay." (Which, let's be honest, is the *point* of going to Midland). I remember thinking, "Hey, this is pretty decent for the price!" – which, for me, is high praise. I hate feeling ripped off. So, yeah...budget-friendly-ish. Call ahead and check, prices flucuate like the weather can get around here.
Is there a pool? Because, you know, summer in Midland.
Ooh, pool. That's a good one. I *think* there was one. Or maybe there was a *space* for a pool. Honestly, I was probably too busy fighting off the mosquitos and marveling at the proximity to the amazing shops along the main street, to pay *that* much attention. I think I saw some chairs...but whether they were around a sparkling blue oasis of relaxation or just, you know, sitting there, I can't definitively say. Call to confirm. Seriously. Don't rely on me. I was busy eating a Beavertail and daydreaming about the next day.
How's the breakfast situation looking? Complimentary continental? Bagels and sadness?
Okay, the breakfast...hmm. It wasn't the *highlight* of my trip, let's put it that way. "Continental" yes, technically. Bagels and sadness? Possibly. I mean, there were some bagels. And some fruit (I think). And coffee. Coffee that did the trick, at least. Don't go expecting a gourmet extravaganza, but it'll get you started. My advice? Head to the local bakery and grab something special. Support local businesses! And treat yourself to a really good pastry. You deserve it. This place is near a bakery!
What about the staff? Friendly? Helpful? Or perpetually asleep at the front desk?
The staff… now, *this* is important. I had one of those encounters that made me feel like I was dealing with real people. I actually remember the person at the front desk. She was super-nice, gave me some suggestions for dinner, and even helped me with a minor room issue (the TV refused to work). You get the feeling the staff actually *cares* about your stay, which, trust me, is surprisingly rare these days. It felt like a real person was helping me, not a robot in a hotel chain. The staff made the difference. They were fantastic! Seriously great!
Are the rooms clean? Because a dirty room can ruin a whole vacation.
Cleanliness... this is the big one, isn't it? I have a friend who's overly-sensitive. You know the type: "Is there mold in the air conditioning vents? Do they even *clean* under the bed?!" So, I'm always hyper-aware. I remember the rooms being pretty clean. Not hospital-sterile, mind you, (because, honestly, who wants that? Gives me the heeby-jeebies.) but definitely good enough. No obvious signs of prior residents. It felt fresh. I'd say the cleaning staff seems to care. That's important. I'd give it, like, a solid B+ cleanliness rating. Very respectable.
What's the parking situation like? Easy? Crowded? More stressful than it needs to be?
Parking? Easy peasy. I arrived late, and it was no problem. Plenty of space. No wrestling for a spot. No circling the lot like a vulture. This is a win! There’s nothing worse than arriving at your hotel after a long drive and having to fight a crowd for a parking spot. This was NOT the case. Big thumbs up.
Any downsides? Be honest! What's the catch?
Okay, the downsides… Let's get real. It's not the Ritz-Carlton. The decor is…well…motel-ish. Think "functional," not "fabulous." And, I *think* I heard some traffic noise early in the morning. (I'm a light sleeper, so take that with a grain of salt.) Also, the wifi wasn't exactly blazing-fast. But honestly, if you're focusing on those things, you're missing the point. You're in Midland! Get out and explore! Don't spend all day staring at your phone! The "catch" is that you're getting a perfectly decent place to sleep while you're busy having fun in a beautiful part of Ontario.
Would you stay there again?
Absolutely. Without hesitation. For the price, the location, and the friendliness of the staff, it's a solid choice. It’s not going to be my last stay, if I'm back in Midland. I see no reason not to. It's perfect for a base camp to explore Midland and the surrounding area.
Okay, so a bit more about that staff... How *nice* were they REALLY? Because sometimes "nice" in the hotel world can be a performance, you know?
