Medan's Fastest Inn: 2nd to None in Comfort & Speed!
Alright, alright, settle in folks. Grab your virtual cuppa because we're diving deep into Medan's Fastest Inn: 2nd to None in Comfort & Speed! And let me tell you, this isn’t your average, sterile hotel review. This is the raw, unvarnished truth, sprinkled with a healthy dose of my own (often questionable) opinions. So buckle up, buttercups.
First Impressions: The Race to Relaxation (and Finding the Bathroom)
Okay, right off the bat: Speed. They ain't kiddin'. From the moment you pull up, the staff are, well, fast. Check-in? Practically blinked and it was done. Which is fantastic after a long flight, especially if, ahem, you've had a little too much pre-flight coffee like yours truly. Accessibility is key. Elevator? Check. And, blessedly, the front desk is 24/7 because, let's face it, jetlag is a fickle beast.
SEO Blitz: Accessibility, Safety, and Cleanliness (Because Google Says So!)
Listen up, Google bots! This Inn is practically built for you. First off, accessibility. Wheelchair-accessible rooms? Yes, apparently! But I didn’t personally test the ramps, so take that with a grain of Medan salt. They've got an elevator, which is crucial. And shout-out to the Doorman - always a welcome sight after wrestling with luggage.
Now, about that Cleanliness and Safety. This is where the Inn really shines. We are in the post-pandemic world, and the hotel know it. They are using Anti-viral cleaning products, and the Daily disinfection in common areas gave me some peace of mind. They have Hand sanitizers everywhere, staff are trained in safety protocols, and it's all really reassuring. Also, there's a Doctor/nurse on call. I didn't need one (thank goodness!), but knowing it’s there is golden. They're doing the usual with the first aid kit, and the fire extinguishers and smoke alarms are also a welcomed addition.
Room with a View (and Everything Else!)
My room? Awesome. Seriously. The Air conditioning worked like a charm (thank god for that Medan humidity!), the blackout curtains were a lifesaver for daytime naps, and the bed… oh, the bed. Extra long and just… dreamy. It's a non-smoking room, and I swear, I heard the faint whispers of angels every time I sank into it.
And the amenities! Free Wi-Fi? Naturally. Complimentary tea/coffee? Absolutely. Coffee maker? You betcha. Hair dryer, bathrobes, slippers… they’ve thought of everything. I felt a little like a pampered cat, honestly.
Internet Access: Wi-Fi Whirlwind or LAN Lament?
Okay, let's be real. Internet access – wireless is the holy grail, but I'm old school, so the Internet access – LAN was a great option for my laptop. The Free Wi-Fi in all the rooms worked great and they also provide Wi-Fi in public areas. They do provide internet services for their guests.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Breakfast Bliss to Midnight Munchies
Alright, the food. This is where things got interesting. The Asian breakfast was, as expected, a masterpiece and available in the restaurant, but it was a bit of a shock to me as the Western breakfast was available as well. The Buffet in restaurant was great but there was the option of a la carte in restaurant. It's a bit messy, there is a Snack bar and a Poolside bar to satisfy your cravings. If I had to be honest, I could also say the Buffet in restaurant was a bit chaotic as a lot of people were at the hotel. They also offer room Service [24-hour]. I had to grab a snack and a bottle of water which was a nice surprise. I didn’t have a chance to taste the Soup in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant or the Happy hour.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: Spa, Sauna, and… More Sauna?
Okay, I’m not gonna lie; I’m a bit of a spa addict. And the Fastest Inn delivered. They have a Pool with a view, a Sauna, a Steamroom, a Spa, it might looks a bit luxurious. I spent a solid afternoon flitting between the sauna and the swimming pool (which is outdoor, for all you sunshine lovers). Pure, unadulterated bliss. I didn't get a Body scrub or Body wrap, not my thing. But they offered it!
Oh, and the Fitness center? Okay, I might have glanced at it. Maybe. It looked… intimidating. Let's just say the sauna got more of my attention.
Quirks and Critiques (Because Nobody's Perfect)
Okay, let me get gritty. While the service was generally stellar, there were a few minor hiccups. The Staff trained in safety protocol were great, but there were some slight communication issues with some of them. Nothing major, but don't expect to have in-depth conversations about the meaning of life with everyone. And, look, some of the facilities seem a little tired, but that's part of the charm. It's a hotel, not a palace.
A Moment of Truth, or The Time I Almost Died From Pure Joy
I'm going to tell you about one thing. The massage. After a day of exploring, I dove into their spa. It was the best massage I've ever had. I was floating in the air, I felt so relaxed. I almost fell asleep, but that massage changed a part of me. I might go back just to get another.
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So, here’s the deal. Medan's Fastest Inn: 2nd to None in Comfort & Speed! isn't just a hotel; it's an experience. It's a place to recharge, to explore, to indulge, and to maybe, just maybe, get a massage so good it changes your life. It's perfect for solo travelers, couples, and families (they even have Kids facilities!).
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: JR-EAST HOTEL Mets Kawasaki Yokohama!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're throwing the rulebook out the window and diving headfirst into a Medan adventure! Faster Inn 2, here we come… though honestly, I hope their Wi-Fi is faster than their name suggests. Here's my (slightly unhinged) itinerary:
The Medan Mess: A Faster Inn 2 Improvised Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival & “Oh God, Is That a Gecko?”
- Morning (or, whenever the heck I wake up after those redeye flights…): Arrive at Kualanamu International Airport (KNO). Pray to whichever deity is listening that my luggage isn't lost. Haggle like a pro (or at least try) for a taxi. This will probably involve a lot of pointing and frantic hand gestures. My Indonesian is… well, nonexistent. Wish me luck!
- Late Morning/Early Afternoon: Check into Faster Inn 2. The reviews were… varied. Let's just say I'm expecting something between “cozy budget" and “questionable plumbing.” First impressions are crucial. I'm immediately on high alert for bedbugs. Seriously, I have nightmares about bedbugs.
- Afternoon: Reconnaissance mission! Explore the immediate neighborhood. Find food. Must. Find. Food. Preferably something that doesn’t involve deep-fried… anything. I'm thinking maybe… a fruit stall? Oh, wait, is that a cockroach scuttling across the street? Panic mode activated. Breathe. It's probably fine. Probably.
- Evening: Dinner. I’m envisioning a spicy noodle dish, but knowing my luck I'll end up ordering something I can’t even pronounce, and then accidentally eat something made from a weird part of an animal I shouldn't know about. Pray for no food poisoning. And maybe a beer. The kind that makes you forget about the potential cockroaches.
- Night: Write in my journal (if I can stay awake). Honestly, jet lag is a beast. If I'm feeling adventurous, maybe a walk around the block. If I'm feeling realistic: Netflix and hope all the electrical outlets work. And for the love of all things holy, no geckos in my room! I freak right out.
Day 2: Markets, Mopeds, and a Meltdown (Maybe)
- Morning: Wake up (hopefully without any unwelcome visitors). Breakfast at the hotel (or, if it's truly dire, a quick search for a decent cafe). I'm craving some local coffee, I can't live without it.
- Late Morning: Taxis/grab into the city center. Head to Pasar Petisah, the wet market. Brace myself for the sensory overload. I'm talking the smells, the sounds, the sheer chaos of it all. Buy a ridiculously cheap sarong, just because I can. I might get lost. I might get overwhelmed. I might start crying. Stay optimistic!
- Afternoon: I've got a dream! to try to experience the city by riding a local 'becak' or pedicab. It seems like the perfect way to get a true Medan experience. Cross fingers for a driver who speaks a little English.
- Evening: Dinner somewhere a little more… civilized, maybe? Okay, probably not. I'll probably end up in a street food stall, stuffing my face with something delicious and questionable. Maybe I'll try some durian. Maybe I'll faint. It's a coin flip!
- Night: The plan is: Relax and review my pictures. Journaling is a must. My emotions? Well, who knows! Maybe a few beers is a good idea.
Day 3: Lake Toba Dreams (and Potential Disasters)
- Morning: Get up early and try to get to Lake Toba. This is the big one. I'm hoping for a day trip or an overnight stay. This depends on how much of a lunatic driver I can find.
- Afternoon: Once in Lake Toba I will try out the boat tour.
- Evening: If I survived the bus trip (and the boat trip), celebrate with some local food.
Day 4: Back to Medan, and the Art of Doing Nothing
- Morning: After returning to Medan and Faster Inn 2. Sleep in. Honestly, the best part of traveling is often the chance to do absolutely nothing. I've earned it.
- Afternoon: Find a massage and maybe have a facial, I’m so ready to pamper myself and completely zen out.
- Evening: Try a new restaurant.
- Night: Pack, journal, and try to avoid a complete mental breakdown before the flight home.
Random Thoughts & Ramblings:
- The Language Barrier: I'm picturing a lot of charades. Or just me pointing at food and hoping for the best. Google Translate is my new best friend.
- The Heat: I'm from a place that is usually chilly, this will be a shock to the system. Prepare for sweat. Lots of it.
- The Mosquitos: Insect repellent, you are my savior.
- My Fear Factor: Geckos! Spiders! Heights! Crowds! Basically, the whole experience is going to be a comedy of errors fueled by anxiety and a deep-seated fear of the unknown. Wish me luck!
- The Most Important Part: Remember to be flexible! Things will go wrong. Embrace the chaos. Laugh at yourself. And drink lots of water.
- What am I hoping for? To experience some genuine kindness from locals, and hopefully not to make a complete fool of myself.
Important Imperfections:
- This itinerary is subject to change. I am highly adaptable, which means I am also wildly inconsistent.
- I will probably get lost at least twice a day.
- My packing skills are…optimistic. I'll probably forget something crucial. Like deodorant. Or my sanity.
- The pacing will be all over the place. Some days will be packed; others will be spent staring at the ceiling. This is part of the charm, right?
So there you have it. My Medan adventure, laid bare for all to see. Come along for the ride. It's going to be a wild one.
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Medan's Fastest Inn: 2nd to None... Except Maybe Sometimes? FAQ (Real Talk Edition)
So, "Fastest Inn"... Seriously? What's the deal with the name? Are you *actually* fast?
Okay, look, the name's a bit of a… *marketing tactic*. Let's be honest. "Fastest" is relative. We *aim* to be fast. We *try* to be efficient. But, you know, life happens. Like that time I was stuck behind a gaggle of tourists trying to figure out the coffee machine at 6 AM? Yeah, that slowed things down. Dramatically. So, are we Usain Bolt incarnate? No. But do we hustle? We certainly do. It's like, we're trying to get your room ready, your breakfast served, and your bill sorted *before* you have time to think about all the things you should be doing BUT AREN'T. That’s the *spirit* of "Fastest." We get you in, we get you comfortable, and we let you get on with *your* life.
Alright, alright. Speed aside, what's the *comfort* situation? You know, the "2nd to None" part?
Ah, the comfort. The *promised land* of our slogan! Listen, we're not promising five-star luxury. We’re not serving caviar and champagne in bed. We *are* promising a clean bed, a working air conditioner that doesn't sound like a jet engine, and hot water that, for the most part, *actually* runs hot.
It's like my auntie used to say, "Comfort isn't about gold taps, it's about a clean bathroom and a decent cup of kopi." And yeah, sometimes that "decent cup of kopi" gets delayed because the guy in the kitchen, bless his heart, is a total coffee artist and gets lost in his own creations. One time I waited *twenty minutes* for a simple coffee, and ended up just making my own in the lobby. But you know... he made it *beautiful*! And the comfort? Well, it's a solid, cozy, comfortable hug. Like a really good, well-worn blanket after a long, horrible day. We *try* to go the extra mile, like that time the AC in room 203 went out in the middle of the night for a couple of guests. Ugh. I felt terrible. But we got it fixed, and comped them a free breakfast. We aim to please.
What if I have a problem? Like, the Wi-Fi isn't working, or the ants are invading my mini-bar (hypothetically, of course)?
Okay, deep breaths. Problems happen. The Wi-Fi *does* occasionally decide to take a vacation (who knows why?!). And those ants? Let's just say Medan is a *vibrant* city, and sometimes that vibrancy includes an overwhelming desire for… food. BUT! We have a dedicated team, which is basically me and a couple of awesome helpers, and we're on it IMMEDIATELY.
Seriously. We want you to be happy. Tell us, complain, whimper, rant. We'll fix it. We'll move you. We'll send pest control in (hopefully not). We'll give you extra towels, a free drink voucher, a heartfelt apology… Whatever it takes. We REALLY don't want you to leave angry. Angry guests are the worst. They ruin my day. And sometimes my *whole week*.
Is the breakfast any good? I'm a breakfast snob.
Okay, breakfast snob, listen up. We're not serving Michelin star cuisine. But we offer a decent selection! Expect the usual suspects: Nasi Goreng (of course), some toast, eggs done various ways (the scramble is usually a hit, I think), and coffee. The coffee *can* be fantastic, or it can be… well, let’s just say your mileage may vary. We get the beans locally, and sometimes the consistency is… adventurous. But it's always *there*.
Oh, and the Nasi Goreng? It's usually pretty damn good. My grandma taught the cook the recipe, and she makes it with a *lot* of love (and chili, so watch out if you're spice-averse). Breakfast is a grab-and-go situation, really, designed to get you fueled up for the day. It's not the *reason* to stay, but it’s a solid bonus.
You keep talking about "problems." Are there *major* issues I should be worried about?
Okay, let's be brutally honest. This isn't the Ritz. We're in Medan. Medan is… Medan. Sometimes the water pressure is a bit wonky, sometimes you'll hear music from the street vendors until late at night. And the electrical system, bless it, sometimes gets a little… *creative* (we had one outage that involved a *very* grumpy guest and a melted ice cream).
But… overall, no, there are no major, life-threatening, "run for your life" issues. We provide basic amenities, clean rooms, friendly service (hopefully!), and a convenient base for exploring the city. It's like this: you can't control Medan. But you *can* control choosing a place that's trying to be honest and get the basics right. And that's what we are here for.
And look, the biggest *problem* I face is probably myself and my own anxieties or overthinking. So... please, be nice to me.
What about parking? I heard Medan can be a bit… chaotic when it comes to driving.
Ah yes, the parking. The *glory* of navigating Medan's roads. Okay, we have *some* parking. It's not a sprawling, multi-level monstrosity, mind you. It's… a space. In front of the inn. It's usually sufficient. It *can* fill up. We *try* to help guests park, but honestly, it's like trying to herd cats sometimes. The traffic here is an experience in itself. A *memorable* experience.
If you have a truly *massive* vehicle, or during peak times… well, be prepared to get a little… intimate with the curb. Or, you know, hail a Grab (that's like Uber, but here!). That's usually the easiest solution.
And seriously, driving here? Bring patience. And maybe a prayer.
Anything else I should know? Any hidden gems, secret codes, or words of wisdom?
Okay, here's the truth: We're not hiding anything. We're a small inn, trying to provide a good stay. The "secret" is probably just lowering your expectations a bit. You won't be pampered, you won'tTrending Hotels Now
