Escape to Golden Wheat: Junction City's BEST Budget Inn!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of Escape to Golden Wheat: Junction City's BEST Budget Inn! – and let me tell you, "best" and "budget" can sometimes be a recipe for disaster. But hey, I went in with an open mind, armed with my notepad, my cynical heart, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let's see what Junction City's finest (allegedly) has in store for us…
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Honestly.
Okay, first things first: Wheelchair Accessible. The website claims it, and they had an Elevator, which is a huge plus for a budget hotel! But the hallways felt a bit narrow and the entryways… Well, let's just say navigating them might require a bit of… maneuvering? I'm a bit clumsy myself, so I only stubbed my toe once. Just a little bump, nothing major. Facilities for disabled guests seemed present, but not overly emphasized. Check ahead to get details, and don't hesitate to ask questions when booking. Because I was a little too chicken to call ahead, and just charged in and hoped for the best. And while the elevator was great, the Air conditioning in public area was only so-so, and while that may be my fault, I did notice it.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Worrying Part.
This is where my spidey senses started tingling. The website touts Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas, and lists Hand sanitizer and Staff trained in safety protocol. They also had CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property. But the devil, as they say, is in the details. Rooms sanitized between stays? Check, supposedly. But… I did spot a stray hair in the bathroom. Just one! But it gave me pause. They also mentioned they had Fire extinguisher and Smoke alarms in the room. Still, I was a bit more conscious of how everything felt rather than how it looked.
They’re selling Professional-grade sanitizing services, but I can’t say I saw anyone in hazmat suits. Were they really using them, or just saying they were? This kind of uncertainty is a HUGE turn-off for me. Just me, or do you feel the same?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Expect Basic, But Maybe with a Surprise.
Breakfast in room? Nope. But they had Breakfast [buffet] – which, in a budget hotel, can be a gamble. They did have Asian & Western breakfast options, and the coffee was… coffee. And I did notice Coffee/tea in restaurant and a Coffee shop, so I could get my fix. Snack bar? Possibly. Restaurants? I'm not sure. The A la carte in restaurant also was kind of confusing. In other words, your options are limited. Room service [24-hour]? That sounded luxurious, and probably wasn’t. Maybe I should have ordered something, but wasn’t up to a late night snack.
The big positive, though, was a Poolside bar! Unfortunately, the pool was out of order. Which, frankly, was a massive bummer.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Budget-Friendly & Limited
Okay, so the fancy spa treatments… forget about it. Though there was a Spa/sauna, I was a little afraid to use it. And the thought of a Steamroom just made me think of the lingering hair from the bathroom.
They did have a Swimming pool [outdoor]. Ahem. It was closed. Now they've got a Gym/fitness, I'm not sure. Definitely a Pool with view though! Sadly, the view, was of a closed pool.
Availability: Almost Everything, Apparently
They listed everything imaginable: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. I was not sure what was real and what was imagined.
Services and Conveniences: The Usual Suspects, and a Few Surprises.
They have the basics: Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Safety deposit boxes, Smoking area, Terrace, Xerox/fax in business center, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service, Valet parking. It’s a mixed bag.
For the Kids: The website boasts Babysitting service and Family/child friendly stuff.
Internet: Yep, they have Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. And the Internet services included some form of Internet [LAN], which is nice if you like wired connections. Wi-Fi in public areas was available as well, but if you're hoping for a blazing-fast connection, temper those expectations.
Getting Around: They offer Airport transfer, which is a HUGE plus if you're flying in. Car park [free of charge] is always welcome. And, I'm not sure about it having Car power charging station, but it looks like something they might.
My Biggest Takeaway:
Okay, here's the deal, friends. Escape to Golden Wheat… it’s not perfect. It has its quirks, it has its areas for improvement, and it has some… interesting… features. But… (and this is a big but) it’s affordable. And, it provided a safe place to sleep.
The Offer:
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Crystal Inn Eatontown: Your Dream Eatontown Getaway Awaits!Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to embark on a road trip of questionable sanity… and even more questionable budget. This isn't your meticulously crafted, perfectly-photographed travel blog. This is… well, this is my brain, unleashed in the Golden Wheat Budget Host Inn parking lot. Junction City, Kansas, here we come (or at least, here we are).
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Mild Panic)
- 1:00 PM (ish): Arrive in the hallowed (and slightly depressing) parking lot of the Golden Wheat. Okay, first impressions… the chipped paint isn't charming. It's just… chipped. Already regretting not springing for the slightly-higher-priced motel down the road. But hey, budget, right? My wallet is weeping quietly.
- 1:15 PM: Check-in. The lady at the desk is… peculiar. She smells faintly of mothballs and has a hawk-like stare that makes me feel like I've just committed a major crime. (I haven't, I swear. Just… late on my library books.)
- 1:30 PM: Room inspection. The room… well, let's just say it's seen better decades. The carpet is a fascinating (in a slightly nauseating way) shade of beige. There's a distinct lack of USB charging ports. Prepare for the pre-internet living experience!
- 1:45 PM: Unpack. Discover a rogue packing cube of dirty socks. (Ugh. Where did those come from?) Briefly consider burning them. Then decide to just… shove them in a corner. The "corner of shame," as it shall now be known.
- 2:00 PM: Stroll the Junction City Main Street, with a mission of feeling the pulse of the city.
- 2:30 PM: Lunch at a local diner. The ambiance is a retro dream, the food delicious, and the waitress… she's a salty old sweetheart, and she's seen it all.
- 3:30 PM: The Geary County Historical Society. I can't help but see the historical society as a reflection of a community, it provides insight into the people's character of Junction City. The exhibits are kind of… sparse. But the volunteers are delightfully enthusiastic. One of them, a woman named Mildred, cornered me for a solid hour telling me about the time she met Eisenhower. The sheer glee in her eyes was infectious. I left feeling like I'd absorbed a dose of pure, unadulterated Americana.
- 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Contemplate the beige. Stare at the tiny, ancient, TV. This must be how people of the past got along before the internet.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. The hotel's restaurant. Surprisingly good (or maybe I was just starving).
- 7:00 PM: My emotional reactions? I'm in a mix of excitement and a little dread, but who isn't at the start of a trip?
- 8:00 PM: Bedtime, but let me tell you, this will be difficult.
Day 2: The Great Outdoors (and the Questionable Decisions)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast (included, thankfully. Think sugary cereal, questionable coffee, and the kind of microwaved sausage that makes you question the very fabric of reality).
- 9:00 AM: Hit the road. The Milford Lake is the one thing I was looking forward to the whole trip. I can't stand nature, though, I can't help but admire the lake. It's great to see nature, and I'm not sure if it's the feeling of freedom or something, but it makes me feel like I'm not bound to anything.
- 12:00 PM (ish): Lunch: The same diner as yesterday. The waitress remembered my order! Am I feeling slightly better? Yes, I am.
- 1:00 PM: Driving. I'm already bored and can hardly wait, it's like the drive is eternal.
- 3:00 PM: The Hotel. I'm back and I'm not sure what else to do…
- 4:00 PM: TV time! It's what the room is meant for, and I guess I'm in the mood for it.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner time!
Day 3: The Departure (and the Existential Crisis)
- 8:00 AM: Awaken to the faint smell of mothballs (apparently, they're everywhere).
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. This time, I skip the sausage. Not taking any chances.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. Miraculously, I haven't been arrested for any crimes.
- 10:15 AM: One last, longing look at the Golden Wheat. It's… growing on me. Maybe.
- 10:30 AM: Head home. Contemplate life choices. Did I really need that extra bag of chips?
- 11:00 AM- Onward: The ride home. Wondering what to do with my life.
Final Thoughts (and Existential Ramblings):
So, Junction City. Did I have a life-altering, soul-searching, Instagram-worthy experience? No. Did I experience the epitome of luxury? Definitely not. Did I learn a few things about myself, about small-town America, and about the enduring power of cheap coffee? Absolutely.
This trip wasn't perfect. It was messy, and often hilarious. But it was real. And sometimes, that's all you need.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a long drive ahead. And I might need to stop for another bag of chips. Don't judge. We've all been there.
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