Marriott Al Forsan, Abu Dhabi: Luxury Awaits (Unbelievable Deals Inside!)
Marriott Al Forsan, Abu Dhabi: Luxury…With a Side of "Woah, Did That Really Happen?" (Honest Review & Unbelievable Deals!)
Okay, let's be real. I've seen a LOT of hotel reviews. Most are… well, let's just say they read like they were written by robots programmed to be relentlessly neutral. Not this one. This is gonna be real. And trust me, after spending a few days at the Marriott Al Forsan in Abu Dhabi, I have thoughts.
First off, the whole "Luxury Awaits" thing? Yeah, it's accurate. But it's more than just fancy chandeliers and gleaming marble. It's about the feeling. And the feeling at Al Forsan? Pretty darn good.
Accessibility: A Solid Start (and Minor Hiccups)
Right away, I checked their accessibility features. Gotta say, they've made a real effort. Wheelchair accessible throughout, which is fantastic. The rooms? Thoughtful touches. The elevator is a godsend. But (and there's always a but, right?), I could have done with some better signage for the accessible restrooms. You know, a little reminder to help those of us who have a little trouble finding our way.
Getting Connected (and Staying Connected):
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! Seriously, a hotel that understands the basic needs of the 21st century? I'm here for it. Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN – they've covered all the bases. I mean, I needed to post my epic Insta-story of the pool (more on that later!). My work laptop needed the reliable connection too.
Rooms: My Kingdom for a Good Bed!
Okay, let's talk about the rooms. They’re pretty darn swanky. I got an extra-long bed, which is a huge win for this perpetually tall human. The blackout curtains – AMAZING. Seriously, I could have slept through a hurricane. Which, given the desert sun, is a major bonus. The air conditioning? Perfect. And the little touches, like the complimentary tea and free bottled water? Appreciated at 3 AM when I wake up thirsty.
The real test? The bathroom. Separate shower/bathtub? Check. Clean? Check. Good water pressure? Double check. The bathrobes and slippers were a delightful touch. I especially loved the big mirror, because, vanity is not a sin. But the toiletries were… fine. Nothing to write home about, though. Think more "functional" than "luxury spa vibes."
Dining, Glorious Dining (and the Occasional Foodie Mishap)
Alright, let's dive into the food situation. This is where things get interesting, and there are some areas where the hotel outdid itself.
Breakfast: I actually took advantage of the breakfast in room, mostly because my internal clock was still messed up. The Asian breakfast was a killer! But I also had the breakfast buffet, and it was a feast. It was a great way to start the day.
Restaurants: The hotel has a variety of options. Restaurants, coffee shops, and a poolside bar. I found the Western cuisine to be particularly satisfying. The vegetarian restaurant was amazing. And the a la carte in restaurant options were the perfect blend of flavors and textures that tickled my fancy.
Poolside Bar: Here is where a funny incident happened. I asked the bartender for a cocktail. He made me the most amazing, colorful drink. At least I thought it was a cocktail. I took a sip, and… whoa. It was the strongest drink I had probably ever tasted! I swear it was at least half-rum, and the other half some kind of crazy concoction that tasted like a tropical vacation and an industrial solvent at the same time. I took one small sip, and then the bartender saw something he did not like in my expression. He offered some juice to dilute it.
Room Service: 24-hour room service! Bless them. After a long day, you cannot beat that option.
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax – Like REALLY Relax):
The Pools: The swimming pool [outdoor] is phenomenal. The pool with view is picture-perfect. They have to be seen to be believed. I spent hours just floating around, pretending I was a millionaire. Worth it.
Spa Day! I’m a sucker for a spa day. The spa here is legit. I opted for the massage, which was heaven. They also have a sauna, steamroom, body scrub, and body wrap. I swear, I emerged feeling about ten years younger.
Fitness Center: I'm not really a gym person. But even I was impressed by the fitness center. It's huge, well-equipped, and there was even a foot bath!
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic Era Peace of Mind
Okay, let's get serious for a second. In this day and age, cleanliness and safety are paramount. And Al Forsan? They're taking it seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, individually-wrapped food options – they've covered all the bases. They even had staff trained in safety protocol. It really felt like they were putting my well-being first. The sanitized kitchen and tableware items was a relief. The safe dining setup made me feel comfortable.
Services and Conveniences: Above and Beyond
The hotel is great at providing more than just the basics.
- Concierge: Helpful. Always ready to give you what you need.
- Daily housekeeping: Everything was immaculate.
- Food delivery: This is a real lifesaver sometimes, right?
- Laundry service: Because I'm not about that laundry-in-the-hotel-bathroom life.
For the Kids (and the "Kids at Heart"):
Family/child friendly is an understatement. The hotel feels like it's designed to keep the little ones entertained. They have plenty of kids facilities and offer babysitting service.
The "Deal" You've Been Waiting For:
Okay, so here's the kicker. I’ve been dropping hints about “unbelievable deals.” Here’s the deal (pun intended!). Because they're trying to get people back in the swing of things, they have some seriously tempting packages right now. Book your stay now and you could get:
- Up to 30% off your stay!
- Free breakfast included! (Trust me, you want that breakfast!)
- Spa discounts! (Go get a massage, you deserve it!).
- Early check-in/late check-out (subject to availability) - No more stressing about catching the last minute.
Why You NEED to Book Marriott Al Forsan (Now!)
Look, this hotel isn't perfect. No hotel is. But it's got a lot going for it: genuine luxury, great service, a fantastic spa, and a pool that’s pure bliss. And with these current deals? You'd be crazy not to book. Just be prepared for a good time. And maybe a super-sized cocktail.
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Alright, buckle your seatbelts, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my (slightly disastrous, probably hilarious) adventure at the Marriott Hotel Al Forsan in Abu Dhabi. This ain't your sanitized, corporate-speak itinerary. This is real life, people. Expect typos, tangents, existential crises about the air conditioning, and a whole lotta coffee.
Day 1: Arrival and the Art of "Getting Settled" (read: losing my phone)
- 10:00 AM (ish) - Tedious Departure & Anxious Arrival (Flights… ugh): Alright, so the flight was basically a long, loud, metal tube of recycled air. I swear the guy behind me was trying to knit with his snoring. Abu Dhabi! Exotic, right? Except, jet lag is a cruel mistress. Stepped out of the airport like a zombie, blinking at the glorious sun.
- 11:30 AM - Taxi Tango: Navigating the taxis at the airport was a competitive sport. Found a guy who seemed sane (fingers crossed!), and he proceeded to drive like he was auditioning for a Fast & Furious movie. Scenery blurring into an abstract painting.
- 12:30 PM - Marriott Marriott Marriott: And here we are! Majestic lobby. I swear, the chandeliers were judging my travel clothes. Check-in was smooth, which, frankly, felt disconcerting. They even offered me a welcome drink. Score! (It was probably just juice, but the gesture counts.)
- 1:00 PM - Room Re-Connaissance & Phone Apocalypse: Room is…nice. King-sized bed (YES!). Balcony overlooking… a pretty standard view. Okay, no time to linger! Gotta unpack, shower, find a bite to eat. Ah crap. Where's my phone?! Heart rate: rapidly increasing. Spent a glorious hour tearing the room apart. Turns out it had slid under the bed. Disaster averted. My dignity, however, remains lost somewhere in the desert.
- 2:00 PM - Poolside Panic & Pre-Lunch Pretensions: Okay, chill time. Pool. Sun. Paradise, right? Except I'm mildly freaked out that I left my phone in the room after all! It's okay, just take a deep breath. Time to hit the buffet. The food was… intimidatingly fancy. I got the feeling I didn't know the "proper" way to handle a date.
- 3:30 PM - Poolside Reality Check: The pool. Oh, the pool. It's HUGE! And I'm sunburnt. And I think I saw a guy wearing a speedo that was seriously pushing the limits of decency. Briefly contemplated joining him… no, no. Must. Stay. Demure.
- 4:30 PM - Naptime & The Existential Dread of Air Conditioning: Nap. Best decision ever. Woke up with that post-nap disorientation, staring at the ceiling and wondering what the point of it all is. Air conditioning's blaring, which is great at the moment, but also makes me concerned about the ozone layer. I'm now officially worried about everything. Send help (and maybe a cheese sandwich).
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Disasters (and delightful surprises): Decided on the in-house restaurant – I was too fried and afraid to venture out further. The menu was again fancy, but the lamb was… divine. Best lamb I've ever had. Seriously. I’d marry that lamb if it were legal. Dessert? Forgot what I got. Just a blur of deliciousness.
- 8:00 PM - Evening Stroll & Early Bedtime (AKA, the Jet Lag Surrender): Took a stroll around the hotel grounds. The landscaping is stunning. And then… bed. Jet lag hit me like a ton of bricks. Good night, world.
Day 2: Desert Dreams and Culinary Catastrophes (and an Emotional Rollercoaster)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast, Then Panic: Ate a breakfast buffet that had everything and I stuffed my face. Now, I am ready to start my first real day.
- 9:30 AM - The Desert Safari: Prepare for Sand, Sweat, and Swirling Emotions: This was the big one. The desert safari. I went with a tour company that promised adventure and they sure delivered! The 4x4 ride across the dunes was exhilarating. I screamed a lot. The driver clearly found my hysterics amusing.
- 10:30 AM - Sandboarding Shenanigans (or, the Art of Eating Sand): Sandboarding looked easy. It wasn't. I face-planted. Multiple times. Ate a lot of sand. It tasted like sand. But the view from the top of the dunes? Incredible. Worth all the sand in my teeth.
- 11:30 AM - Camel Capers: I Did It! Riding a camel was on my bucket list. I’m not sure how to get on and off of one, but I did it! Okay, maybe I didn’t do it with grace. It was bumpy. I was terrified. But I did it! And I have a picture as proof!
- 12:30 PM - Lunch in the Desert - A Surprise: The lunch was amazing. I never thought that food could be delicious in the desert, but the ambiance made everything better.
- 1:30 PM - Back to Reality: Back at the pool. I'm absolutely exhausted. This is gonna be a good nap.
- 3:30 PM - The Spa & Sudden Sobbing: Spa time! I booked a massage hoping to soothe my aching muscles. The massage was fantastic. The atmosphere was perfect. Then, for no discernible reason, I started crying. Full-on, ugly crying. Turns out, the pressure of EVERYTHING finally caught up with me. The masseuse was very kind. (I even gave her a VERY generous tip. Don't judge)
- 5:00 PM - Retail Therapy (and a New Wardrobe): I needed to treat myself. Went shopping.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner Disaster - The Fish That Fought Back: Tonight, I tried one of the local restaurants. I ordered fish. It was… well, it was difficult to eat. The fish had a lot of bones and the chef had clearly misunderstood the concept of deboning. I fought with that fish. It fought back. By the end, I was covered in fish bits. I'm not sure who won, but I'm pretty sure my dignity lost.
- 9:00 PM - Stargazing Serenity: The rest of the evening I spent on my balcony, just staring at the stars. It was quiet and peaceful. And for the first time, I felt… okay.
Day 3: Culture, Coffee, and Contemplation (aka, the "Maybe I Didn't Mess Up Everything" Day)
- 9:00 AM - Coffee & a Vague Sense of Optimism: Coffee! Glorious coffee. And a croissant. Maybe this trip wouldn't be a disaster, after all.
- 10:00 AM - The Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque: Awe and Humility: Visited the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque. Absolutely breathtaking. The architecture, the sheer size, the feeling of peace… it washed over me. I felt small. And… good. For the first time on this trip, I felt a sense of wonder.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Like a Proper Tourist: Hit a local Arabic eatery - the food was incredibly good.
- 1:30 PM - Souk Shopping: Bartering and Bewilderment: Ventured into the souk. The bartering was an art form I clearly hadn't mastered. Ended up buying a rug that I probably could have gotten for half the price. But hey, it's a story, right?
- 4:00 PM - Poolside Reflection & My New Best Friend: Back at the pool. Now I am very comfortable with it. And I bonded with a small, fluffy pool-side cat. We sat and talked.
- 6:00 PM - Goodbye Dinner & Melancholy: Tonight, I wanted the "perfect" final meal. I ate a nice meal alone at the hotel.
- 8:00 PM - Packing and (Attempted) Emotional Control: Packing. The worst. Trying to mentally prepare for the journey home. Feeling strangely… sad. This crazy, chaotic, wonderful trip is coming to an end.
Day 4: Departure (and the Promise of a New Adventure)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast - Final Feast: One last, glorious breakfast buffet.
- 9:30 AM - The dreaded checkout. Back home.
- 11:00 AM - Airport Rituals: Final Reflection and The Dreaded Plane Ride: Airport security - a ritual I've come to know well. The plane ride home will test my patience. But hey, at least I'll have stories to tell.
So, there you have it. My Abu Dhabi adventure. Imperfect, messy, and filled with moments of glorious absurdity. Would I do it again? Absolutely. Would I pack more snacks? Definitely. And maybe, just maybe, I wouldn't lose my phone (again). Thanks Marriott
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Marriott Al Forsan, Abu Dhabi: Luxury Awaits... (But Does it REALLY?) - FAQs
Okay, let's cut the fluff: Is it ACTUALLY Luxurious? The Instagram photos are… well, Instagram.
Alright, real talk. "Luxury" these days is like "organic" – thrown around so loosely it's lost all meaning. The photos ARE pretty slick. Giant pools, gleaming marble, etc. And yeah, *some* of it? Absolutely. The rooms? Generally, yes, pretty darn luxurious. Plush bedding, the rain shower… ahhh, the rain shower. That's luxury. The lobby? Impressive. But… and this is the big BUT… it's not flawlessly perfect. I remember one time, trying to get a coffee in the morning, and the barista looked like he hadn't gotten any sleep. No judgement, we all have those days, but it just didn't mesh with the "opulence," ya know? It felt a little… manufactured. So, luxury? Sort of. Above average? Definitely. Perfect? Nah. But honestly? For most people, it'll still feel pretty darn special. Just don't expect to be dripping in gold leaf and being hand-fed grapes. Unless… you know… you’re *really* good at negotiating.
Those "Unbelievable Deals" - Spill the Tea, Is it Really Worth the Price Tag?
"Unbelievable Deals"… Marketing, folks, marketing! Look, they *do* run some decent promotions. Especially if you're flexible with dates. Off-season? Boom. Deals galore. But "unbelievable"? Maybe a slight exaggeration. The value really depends on what *you* value. If you’re looking for a solid, comfortable stay with decent amenities and maybe a bit of pampering, yeah, it’s probably worth it, especially with a slight discount. HOWEVER, if you're used to, say, budget hostels and this is a splurge, you might be a little underwhelmed. I once saw a deal that seemed AMAZING – until I factored in all the extra charges (that pesky resort fee!). So read the fine print, CHECK COMPARISON SITES, and don't get blinded by the shiny price tag. Do your research. Because sometimes, the true cost ends up being a bit more… believable.
What are the Rooms REALLY Like? Tell me the Truth, even if it's ugly.
Okay, the rooms. Generally, good. I've stayed in a few different types. The standard rooms? Solid. Clean, well-appointed, and the beds are genuinely comfortable. The bathrooms? Nice. Good water pressure, which is surprisingly important. The suites? Now, they're something else. Space to actually *move around*! Separate living areas! And the views… breathtaking, especially during sunset. But, and there's always a but… on one trip, the air conditioning sounded like a jet engine taking off every single time I went to sleep! I called down… they sent someone up… "It's normal, sir." Normal?! I ended up sleeping with earplugs. So yeah, generally good, but things can go wrong. Inspect EVERYTHING when you check in. Don't be shy about asking for a different room if something's not right!
The Pools & Activities: Do They Live Up to the Hype (and Photos)?
The pools. Oh, the pools. They’re glorious. Massive, inviting, and sparkling. (Well, usually sparkling. I once saw a rogue leaf floating in one, the horror!) The water is the perfect temperature, the sunbeds are comfortable, and there's usually enough space. The activity options? They are there. They list them, they have it! But honestly… I'm not a big activity person on holiday, I’d rather just float, which is easily done. But there’s a solid gym (I peeked in once, looked intimidating, went back to the pool), and some sports stuff. If you’re the sporty type, you'll be happy. If you're like me and prefer the "horizontal" approach to leisure, the pools are definitely a win. Just be prepared for the occasional screaming child (it’s a family resort, after all).
Food, Glorious Food! What's the Food Scene REALLY like? Any Hidden Gems?
The food… okay, this is where things get a little… complicated. There are restaurants. Multiple restaurants. Buffets. A la carte. Different cuisines. The Breakfast Buffet. Okay, let's dwell on this. It's... fine. It’s got everything you could want – eggs, fruit, pastries, the works. But it's also… busy. And, frankly, a bit chaotic. I once saw a toddler use a croissant as a weapon against his brother. (It was surprisingly effective). The quality is generally good, but not mind-blowing. For lunch and dinner, the a la carte restaurants are usually better. But again, it really depends on your tastes and what you're after. I've had some lovely meals and some… forgettable ones. My advice? Explore the menus, read reviews (carefully, and with a grain of salt), and don’t be afraid to try something new. Oh, and tip your servers well. They work *hard*.
Service - The Make or Break of Any Stay. What's the Deal?
Service. Ah, the eternal struggle. Overall, the service I’ve experienced has been… decent. Not always spectacular, not always awful. It varies. Some staff members are absolutely fantastic, genuinely helpful, going above and beyond. Others… well, they’re probably just having a bad day. The language barrier can sometimes be an issue. I remember once trying to order a specific drink and ending up with something completely different. It happens! It’s all a matter of perspective. If you go in expecting perfection, you'll probably be disappointed. Go in expecting a mostly pleasant experience, and you'll be fine. Be polite, be patient, and remember that a little kindness goes a long way. Oh, and tip generously if you've had a good experience. Trust me, they appreciate it.
Kid-Friendly? Because I'm terrified of the little terrors.
Kid-friendly? VERY. Like, practically *designed* for them. Lots of families. Lots of kids. Lots of noise. If you *love* kids, you’ll be in heaven. If you're a child-averse misanthrope like me… well, pack some noise-canceling headphones. They have kids' clubs, kids' pools, kids' menus, and probably evenBest Stay Blogspot
