Escape to Paradise: Bali's Eco-Luxury Tradisional Home Awaits
Escape to Paradise: Bali's Eco-Luxury Tradisional Home Awaits - A Messy, Honest & Utterly Compelling Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a trip to… well, paradise. Or, at least, close to it. We're talking Escape to Paradise: Bali's Eco-Luxury Tradisional Home. And let me tell you, this isn't your average cookie-cutter hotel review. My experience was a rollercoaster, a delicious nasi goreng-fueled, sun-drenched rollercoaster. Let's dive in, shall we?
First Impressions & Accessibility (or, the Great Staircase Gauntlet):
Finding this place was the first adventure. The website promised easy access, and I'm here to tell you… kinda. They definitely tried. Accessibility is a mixed bag, and this is a big deal for some. There's an elevator in the main building, which is HUGE. But the whole place is spread out, with gorgeous, lush landscaping, which means… steps. Lots of steps. My friend, who has some mobility issues, struggled a bit, which was a bummer. They do have facilities for disabled guests, but it's probably best to call ahead and double-check what rooms are the most accessible. The front desk [24-hour] was super helpful and genuinely wanted to make us comfortable, which earned them major points.
The initial view? Breathtaking. Seriously. You arrive, you're greeted with a fresh juice, and you're immediately feeling the stress melt away unless you just tackled the staircase, then you’re just feeling breathless! The CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property gave a sense of security, which is a plus, because Bali feels like the kind of place where you want to feel safe. And the exterior corridor look? It’s charming and immediately tropical.
Sloth-Like Relaxation & the Spa that Saved My Soul:
Okay, so relaxing is an understatement. This place practically forces you to chill. Let me tell you about the spa. The Spa/sauna (and let’s not forget the Steamroom) was the highlight of my stay, specifically the massage. I booked a Balinese massage, and it was… transcendent. I walked in grumpy and stressed, and wobbled out an hour later, a puddle of pure bliss. I’m talking, “My muscles have never been this relaxed” levels of relaxation. The Body scrub? Sublime. The Body wrap? Divine. And the foot bath? Pure heaven. I swear, I almost fell asleep right there in the Pool with view (more on that later).
They also had a Gym/fitness room, but honestly? The idea of breaking a sweat when I could be getting another massage just felt wrong.
Food, Glorious Food! (And the Occasional Food Coma):
The food situation at "Escape to Paradise" is a solid win. I'm not exaggerating when I say I almost went into a full-blown food coma on multiple occasions, especially after the Asian breakfast (I'm talking the best Nasi Goreng I had during the whole trip) and the Breakfast [buffet]. The restaurants are all gorgeous, with the main one offering International cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, and of course, local Balinese dishes. The A la carte in restaurant was also fantastic for lunch and dinner, and the Vegetarian restaurant gave my meat-loving friend plenty of amazing options.
The Poolside bar was dangerous – those cocktails were strong! Plus, they had a Happy hour, which, let's be honest, is essential when you're on vacation. Bonus points for the Coffee/tea in restaurant – essential for getting going in the morning.
I loved the ease of it all: Room service [24-hour] for those late-night cravings, the Bottle of water in the room, and the fact that they could handle everything from Breakfast in room to Alternative meal arrangement. The Snack bar was perfect for a quick bite, and the Desserts in restaurant? Forget about it! Get one!
The Room: My Little Paradise (With a Few Quirks):
Okay, my room was… stunning. Seriously. We had a jungle view, with a Window that opens letting in the fresh air. The Air conditioning was a lifesaver. The Blackout curtains meant I could sleep in until noon, which I totally did. The Bathrobes and slippers were a nice touch, and the bathtub was perfect for soaking after a long day of relaxing.
But it wasn’t perfect. The Internet access – wireless (and, thankfully, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!) was a bit spotty at times – sometimes you’d want a Laptop workspace, but the connection made it hard. The Internet [LAN] wasn't something I used, but a good option for those wanting a reliable connection. And I'm talking real Internet issues, not just the 'I forgot my password' kind. On the positive side, the Alarm clock and the Wake-up service actually worked!
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Secure in Paradise:
They take Cleanliness and safety seriously here, and it showed. I was impressed. The Rooms sanitized between stays, the Daily disinfection in common areas, and the abundance of Hand sanitizer throughout the property made me feel really safe, especially with everything going on in the world. The staff was always masked, and the Staff trained in safety protocol. The Anti-viral cleaning products were a reassuring touch. Hot water linen and laundry washing gave me confidence about cleanliness, as did the Hygiene certification. The Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was observed by staff and guests alike so you could enjoy yourself worry free. They even have First aid kit and a Doctor/nurse on call, just in case! Also, having a Safe dining setup was an important added bonus. Food safety also really came to light in the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and the option to just avoid all the drama of sanitization by using the Room sanitization opt-out available gives you so much choice.
Things To Do (Besides Relaxing):
Okay, so "Escape to Paradise" is all about relaxation. But there are things to do! You can lounge by the magnificent Swimming pool [outdoor], which has a stunning view. The Kids facilities - I didn't see any small guests but i am sure it’s family-friendly, and the Babysitting service could come in handy for parents.
They don't explicitly list any, but the Things to do are pretty awesome. They can organize excursions (we did a cooking class outside the hotel), and the front desk is amazing at finding things that will get you out of the hotel without feeling like its an obligation.
The Nitty Gritty - Services & Conveniences:
The Concierge was incredibly helpful with everything from arranging airport transfers (Airport transfer) to booking tours. The Business facilities were there if I needed them, but honestly, I tried to stay as far away as possible from work. They had Cash withdrawal on site, which was a lifesaver because I had forgotten to exchange money. I also appreciated the Daily housekeeping (my room always smelled amazing!), the Laundry service (needed after the humidity), and the Dry cleaning, because some clothes need a special touch. The Smoking area was helpful to have. The Luggage storage service and the Safe deposit boxes were useful and helped put my mind at ease.
For the Kids (& Your Inner Child):
It's a Family/child friendly place, although again, I didn't see many kids. However, they offer Kids meal options for the little ones. The Family/child friendly setup would be a lovely experience.
The Verdict: Ready to Book My Return!
So, is Escape to Paradise perfect? Nope. Is it magical? Absolutely. The steps are a bummer, and the internet is a bit hit-or-miss. But the sheer beauty of the place, the mind-blowing spa treatments, the delicious food, and the genuinely friendly staff more than make up for any imperfections. I left feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and already plotting my return!
My final rating is a solid 4.5 out of 5 stars. Highly recommended, but know what you're getting into. And prepare to be pampered!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your meticulously planned, color-coded itinerary. This is…well, it's what happened when I (a slightly frazzled, definitely caffeine-dependent human) went to De Umah Bali Eco Tradi Home. Get ready for the chaos.
De Umah Bali: The Reality (And My Slightly Broken Soul's Response)
Day 1: Arrival & "Finding My Center" (Spoiler Alert: Still Looking)
- 7:00 AM (ish): Delayed flight from… somewhere. Let's just say it involved grumpy airport staff, a questionable breakfast sandwich, and a desperate attempt to find airport WiFi that actually worked. Already, this isn't going to plan.
- 1:00 PM: Finally! Bali! The air is thick with the smell of something floral and something… earthy. The driver from De Umah is a godsend. He navigates the scooter-packed roads like a ballet dancer on a sugar high. I'm already in love with the chaos – the utter, beautiful anarchy of Balinese traffic.
- 2:00 PM: Check-in. "Eco Tradi Home" – sounds lovely, right? It is. The bamboo rooms are stunning, the pool shimmers invitingly. But my luggage is still a hot mess, and I'm pretty sure I've forgotten something crucial (like, possibly, clean underwear).
- 2:30 PM - 4:00 PM: "Relaxation Session." The resort offers a welcome massage. This. Was. Heavenly. The masseuse worked out knots I didn't even know I had. I think I may have drooled a little bit, and I have no regrets.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Wandering around the village. The rice paddies! The temples! The smiling faces! Seriously, Balinese people are just…nice. I tried to take a photo of a particularly stunning sunset over the rice fields, but my phone promptly decided to go into a photographic coma, so you'll have to take my word for it, it was spectacular. Also, I got hopelessly lost, but that's part of the charm, right?
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the resort. The food. Oh, the food! Nasi goreng that tasted like pure sunshine, and a spicy chicken dish that made my taste buds sing. I swear, I could live on this food. I ate so much, I think I may have actually exploded a button on my shorts. Note to self: pack looser clothing.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime (attempt). Mosquitoes. Seriously, those little buggers are relentless. After a battle involving a frantic hunt for insect repellent and a strategically placed mosquito net, I finally succumbed to sleep. But I swear, one buzzed right past my ear at least three times. I think I might need therapy after this trip.
Day 2: Culture Shock (The Good Kind) & A Monkey Encounter (The Terrifying Kind)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up to the sound of… chickens? And something else… something wild. Ah, the sounds of Bali! Breakfast is a tropical fruit smorgasbord. I am already in heaven.
- 8:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Rice Paddy Trekking. This was on the itinerary, but it quickly turned into an impromptu adventure. We got lost (again!), which lead us to a local temple. A little girl offered her hands for a blessing, and the warmth and generosity of the community was intoxicating.
- Anecdote: There was a moment; we were on a narrow trail, absolutely lost. I was feeling a bit panicked. Then, this little boy, maybe six years old, pointed at the sun, then at the path, and laughed. He led us out, and I felt like the biggest idiot but also the luckiest person in the world.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch in a local warung. We managed to stumble on to a little place serving the best Balinese noodles ever and a bottle of Bintang beer.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Monkey Forest. This was on the must-do list. I was warned. I thought I was prepared. I was not. These monkeys are cute -- until they grab your sunglasses, your camera, and your last shred of dignity. One stole my water bottle and proceeded to unscrew the cap. It was unnerving, hilarious, and completely humbling.
- Quirky Observation: These monkeys have excellent taste in sunglasses. And they are clearly plotting something. I swear, I saw one wink.
- Emotional Reaction: Pure, unadulterated terror, followed by a begrudging respect for their thievery skills. Also, I’m never wearing anything shiny again.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Attempted meditation. I tried to find my inner peace. The monkeys, however, were apparently still up to mischief. I could hear them chattering and swinging outside my window. Inner peace: failed.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the resort. The food is still amazing, but I am haunted by the monkeys. I am convinced they are planning a heist.
Day 3: Lessons Learned & Departure (With a Thousand Memories)
- 7:00 AM: Final breakfast. I’m resisting the urge to eat everything in sight.
- 8:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Cooking Class. This was an absolute highlight. We made satay, gado-gado, and a delicious Balinese curry. I even managed to roll a perfect spring roll. Pretty sure my cooking skills have peaked, and now I can finally be done! I am now a certified Bali chef.
- Doubling Down on Experience: We were paired with a local woman named Wayan, who taught us everything with so much love and grace. We spent the entire class laughing, and I’m pretty sure I’ve adopted her as my Balinese grandmother. I can't wait to try and replicate everything at home; I just hope I have access to those same amazing ingredients.
- 11:00 AM: Final swim in the pool, or rather: soaking my head in chlorine.
- 12:00 PM: Check out. Saying goodbye to De Umah was harder than I expected. This place grew on me. It had a magic, a simplicity, a way of making you feel… well, like you were meant to be there.
- 1:00 PM: Farewell massage, and final moment of peace.
- 2:00 PM: Heading to the airport. Bali, you utterly chaotic, beautiful, monkey-filled paradise. Until next time. I’ll be back. (Just maybe with better sunglasses.)
Imperfections, Rambles, and Opinions:
- I didn’t stick to my schedule. At all. And it was perfect.
- I spent way too much money on smoothies. Zero regrets.
- The mosquito situation was a war zone. But hey, I survived.
- Bali is a lesson in letting go. Letting go of control, of expectations, of the need for everything to be perfect.
- It's also a lesson in eating everything in sight. And the joy of monkeys. (Okay, maybe just the joy of observing monkeys from a safe distance.)
- I highly, highly recommend De Umah. It's not just a place to stay; it's an experience.
This, dear friends, is Bali. Messy, beautiful, and utterly unforgettable. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go look up "monkey-proofing your life."
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Okay, Bali. Eco-Luxury? Tradisional Home? Is this... real life or Insta-filtered heaven? Spill the tea.
So, the food scene? What's the damage? Did you just eat rice and regret every bite?
Okay, the activities. Did you just lie on a beach and stare at your phone? Be honest.
What's the deal with the staff? Are they just paid actors, or are they actually nice?
Okay, the bottom line. Worth the splurge? Seriously?
